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A friend of mine was inspired by my...uhh, art? Yeah, art. So he contributed this amusing little flatulence anecdote. Reminds me, I really should do that short story on Joseph Pujol, the original fartiste of the french "Belle Epoque". Google "Le Petomane", and you'll find much to amuse you.
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[oi There's a loaded statement!]
My talent he claims is that I do interesting sounding farts >,<
That's all I have to say. <.<
Hehehehe...
"I want to change my ability of burping my Abcs, to farting my 123's" Needless to say the teacher didn't like it. Then again, English teachers never did like me because they where always pompous jackasses.
"Oooh look at me!" they would say. " I can spell Hippomonstrostiusequipdiphobia! I know what a dangling participial is! I scored a million points in scrabble"
It would be awesome to fart my 123s XD
My Dad would love this lol
::ahem:: Second I Love the last panal! That is Awesome! ^^
First panel: The Ever-rude Evinrude
Third panel: The Dungy Dragster, the Flatulent Fighter Jet (bringing new meaning to
the word "sonic boom"!), the Atomic Butt-Blast (toxic with and without fallout!), the
Funky Factory Whistle (talk about sour notes!)
Fifth panel: The Colon Canary.