No transformation this time...just a really bad pun. I made this after listening to a local radio commercial about 50 million times in which the announcer proudly talks about their agency having licensed "real-TORS". The emphasis was probably there because so many people mispronounce the word, making it sound like "real-a-ters" but my befuddled little brain heard "real-TAURS"...and a pun was born.

I know, it's painful....but there will be more.