
So. Uh. I may have a problem. A problem that revolves around writing a shitton of stuff about
Spykr 's gargoyle lady Petra.
However! In the fashion of a true fanatic, I blame him for my weird obsession! He shouldn't have made her so damn cool. Hah.
So for anyone who has not read his own introductory story to her (which I highly recommend, it's quite good! and can be found here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/12877002/) Petra's gimmick is that whenever she comes into contact with water she grows larger!
This got me thinking, what would happen if she came into contact with a whole bunch of alcohol. The result, apparently is an enormous, incredibly drunk creature that is designed to annihilate an entire town by taking a seat (and that's when she's like twenty feet tall!) wandering around medieval Scotland!
With that said, I do hope you all enjoy this! Finished it about a month ago and it's been sitting because I'm a lazy schmoe!
Gdocs for the download-averse: https://docs.google.com/document/d/.....it?usp=sharing

However! In the fashion of a true fanatic, I blame him for my weird obsession! He shouldn't have made her so damn cool. Hah.
So for anyone who has not read his own introductory story to her (which I highly recommend, it's quite good! and can be found here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/12877002/) Petra's gimmick is that whenever she comes into contact with water she grows larger!
This got me thinking, what would happen if she came into contact with a whole bunch of alcohol. The result, apparently is an enormous, incredibly drunk creature that is designed to annihilate an entire town by taking a seat (and that's when she's like twenty feet tall!) wandering around medieval Scotland!
With that said, I do hope you all enjoy this! Finished it about a month ago and it's been sitting because I'm a lazy schmoe!
Gdocs for the download-averse: https://docs.google.com/document/d/.....it?usp=sharing
Category Story / Macro / Micro
Species Gargoyle
Size 120 x 107px
File Size 174.8 kB
Listed in Folders
I cannot accept the blame for your addiction, but I will proudly champion its source! Your addiction is your own doing, although it is definitely a healthy one!
And gosh darnit West, this story is so much fun! You really captured her well, and put together a great "little" scene! Excellent stuff!
And gosh darnit West, this story is so much fun! You really captured her well, and put together a great "little" scene! Excellent stuff!
Wait, am I going in the wong direction? Ah well, who cares?
Yay for more good stuff! Love me some macro with a nice portion of humor thrown into the mix. Had a good chuckle at many points here. Even that stupid dead-pan delivery of "yer gargoyle is drunk" got me good. Also a scottish accent makes everything more fun, right? Even more so when the speaker is drunk.
So yeah, fun stuff all around. And I guess she did sit out this war after all...
Yay for more good stuff! Love me some macro with a nice portion of humor thrown into the mix. Had a good chuckle at many points here. Even that stupid dead-pan delivery of "yer gargoyle is drunk" got me good. Also a scottish accent makes everything more fun, right? Even more so when the speaker is drunk.
So yeah, fun stuff all around. And I guess she did sit out this war after all...
Holy lordy I hadn't read this one in ages, I'm really glad you had fun with it despite all the grammar and spelling errors I am now seeing! |3
Petra's a blast to write for, especially back then when I was super smitten with her and the idea of making her as big as possible. Well, needless to say she left her mark on history!
Petra's a blast to write for, especially back then when I was super smitten with her and the idea of making her as big as possible. Well, needless to say she left her mark on history!
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