Sometimes I have these moments where my characters write themselves. Sometimes even so much so that when I look back on it later I go all "lolwut?". This is one of those moments. Don't even bother asking me why being a skunk on halloween is bad. It's so much of an in-joke even I don't know why.

Also, you could say this is surprisingly timely for a Halloween submission from me. It isn't. This was intended for Halloween 2012.