1. Name?
2. Age?
3. Where are you from?
4. Is it cold where you are?
5. What time is it?
6. What are you wearing?
7. What's the last thing you listened to?
8. What's the last thing you ate?
9. Last thing you watched on TV?
10. Favourite TV show and why?
11. Find a book or something with text on it, flip to a random page, and read some of it.
12. Last movie you saw and how was it?
13. Do you think you have an accent and talk about it?

For the record, it says "Not Only Am I Perfect, I'm Canadian Too!"