This season, on NBC...or some other channel that is likely lesser known since this would never be allowed on a station with a national viewing audience due to parents ranting about their kids seeing naughty things...comes the reality show they didn't want you to see! No, not the Glass House...but something even WORSE! Er, I mean better! Yes, better. Definitely.

From Survivor Fan Characters, the infamous comic series by a little southern boy named Griffin that is now being recognized on Survivor forums across the internet, we bring you 20 sexy, badass females...coming back for a chance to prove one thing! That they are SEXY. AWESOME. NAUGHTY. DEVIOUS. And that they have hot butts.

But that's not all! Survivor Fan Characters 11 champion...no, not that weird neopet thing that was uglier than a bag of mud...we mean Artemis Moonshine! She is back...against her will...to get her big...fat...ass KICKED! Come watch as she is flattened...sat on...farted on...beaten up...demolished...destroyed...and annihilated in amazing ways as the ladies fight for a $1,000,000 grand prize! Plus the mansion that Artemis bought from the money she stole from that weird neopet thing...AND Artemis herself as their new toy and slave.

Hosted by your favorite scumbag bitch...no, not Bonnie...Mary! The fur is gonna fly and the poundings are going to be INTENSE! This summer...or rather winter...on Flatmates! Be there, or be square...and flat!

So, here is the title page for the new reality show based around...demolishing, humiliating, annihilating, destroying, wrecking, pulverizing, and otherwise trashing the big-butted hedgehog Artemis Moonshine worldwide for all to see! Since people seem to complain that I misuse their characters a lot, I won't be doing that anymore! I mean, technically, every single character on here other than Artemis is not mine, but most of them belong to  SWSU-Master and he endorses this project! The others belong to...well, other people. But, hopefully this will still be fine, since it's not like they'll care.

This series will be a parody of The Bachelorette. As you see above, the winner will win $1,000,000, the mansion Artemis bought, and Artemis herself. Nice prizes, right? Since none of you are involved, I do hope you still read and enjoy this, and just pretend it's an actual reality show (Survivor, Big Brother, Amazing Race, Total Drama, MasterChef, Hell's Kitchen, etc) and you can just enjoy it and root for certain character(s) to win! If you don't want to, that's up to you; I won't force you. But, I hope it can get SOME kinda audience.

I'm sure most of you are confused about who these characters even are, what "Survivor Fan Characters" is, and a lot of other stuff I don't care about. Read my journal if you want to find out about that. Otherwise, I'll let you know who each of these characters are, and you can ask more about them if need be. Basically, each character is a "fan character" and was created either by SWSU-Master or someone else based on some series. For example, Artemis Moonshine is a Sonic The Hedgehog fan character. You follow? Oh, and yes, every single character on here IS female. I will now share with you what each of their names are, what their species is, and what series they come from. This will be from left to right, starting at the top left:

CHARACTERS:
1. Iyzebel [Human] (Bad Girls Club)
2. Amelia [Human] (The Most Popular Girls In School)
3. Amy [Vixen] (Tiny Toon Adventures)
4. Jasmine [Neko] (Inuyasha)
5. Frost [Vixen-Wolfess] (Star Fox)
6. Minerva [Mink] (Animaniacs)
7. Artemis [Hedgehog] (Sonic The Hedgehog)
8. Bitsy [Dingo] (Crash Bandicoot)
9. Tialayla [Tigress] (Second Life)
10. Chloe [Panda] (Kung Fu Panda)
11. Prussia [Cat] (Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers)
12. Shelby [Tabby] (Looney Tunes)
13. Hope [Cat] (Blinx The Timesweeper)
14. Sunflower [Earth Pony] (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic)
15. Lauren [Wolfess] (The Raccoons)
16. Kala [Wolf-Girl] (Kingdom Hearts)
17. Rene [Rat] (Star Fox)
18. Renny [Cat] (Happy Tree Friends)
19. Mary [Human] (Love Hina)
20. Pat [Wolfess] (F-Zero)
21. Liz [Human] (Fraiser)
22. Jojo [Human] (Cheers)

Oh, and yes, the title at the bottom of the page is indeed in front of Artemis' ass. Just put it on full view if you want to see the whole thing up close and personal. And, once more, it's entirely done with sprites! I didn't exactly make any of this myself; I just put it together. I hope you all at least think it looks nice!