Art by Yours Truly
Story by  mickeybamboo with assistance from  bh15

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One Little Party Guest Wanted In Some Licks…

The little red dinosaur was the closest thing to a mook that King Dedede saw in the bunch of idgits. The thing had a child-like quality, even more so then the fox, an actual child, and the penguin lord knew he could use him somehow. None of his other minions were there at present, so honestly the blue avian was feeling quite lonely without someone underfoot so he followed the red digital creature through a few different doors and hallways.

Unfortunately the crimson reptile had lost him, on some weird quest for some sort of…Guilmon bread? Heh, if bread was all the creature wanted, he’d be sure to fill him up on it IF he decided to join up with the big King of Dreamland himself. He seemed like he’d make a powerful ally, let’s see Kirby try and beat THIS one…

But first he’d have to find the mook, and right now, there were too many doors and passageways the creature could have scampered off to. There were three doors in front of him now in the dark hallway, all off which looked exactly the same and gave no hint of which one was used, so King Dedede devised a genius plan. He’d go in one, and if the dino wasn’t there, he’d take the next one! ABSOLUTE GENIUS!

Of course, that would have worked, if the first door the penguin entered didn’t open up to a bright sunny day. And a loud booming voice.

“WELCOME TO DREAMLAND’S FIRST ANNUAL BUFFET CHALLENGE,” the massive voice announced as the self-proclaimed monarch’s eyes adjusted to the view of two large, lengthy tables stuffed to capacity with all sorts of mouth-watering goodies. But the more he stared, the longer the tables seemed to get, and right now, they were the length of a full football field.

“Please welcome our first competitor, undisputed KING of Dreamland, DEDEDE.” Blinking momentarily, the blue penguin felt himself helped to the end of one of the two tables.

“Hey, wait a minute there! I’m not here to eat, I’m here to find that dag-gun red dino who’s…who’s…now, wait a gosh dern moment. How did I get back here!” Dedede grunted as he was forced into a seat. “You’ve got a lot of explaining to --” As the avian started to yell, the voice continued his announcements.

“And our other challenger, the greatest HERO Dreamland has ever known, the PINK fury himself… KIRBY!!!” And there he was. The round bouncing sentient ball bounced out, high-fiving various cheering audience members as he bounced into his seat at the end of the second table.

Everything Dedede was thinking suddenly went out the window. How was he here? Didn’t matter. The red dino? Forget that mook. His waistline? Bah, perfectly acceptable loss if it meant to defeat that KIRBY. He always took all the attention away from the avian monarch. Oh, sure, the pink ball of blubber made everyone think he was SUCH a nice guy but Dedede knew. HE saved them from the Nightmare by hiding the Star Rod, but Kirby had to butt in. Oh, not this time. The BUFFET WAS HIS!

“Ready! On your marks! Get SET! GORGE!” The penguin blinked. Already? There wasn’t even… Looking to the side, Kirby was already packing in the food, jumping onto the table and mowing down the line.

“NOT THIS TIME, YA PIPSQUEAK!” Already behind, King Dedede started eating like he’d never eaten before. Shoveling in as much sustenance as he could, he barely acknowledged his rounding body. Looking to the side, he was finally catching up to that pink blob! HE was going to win this! HE COULD BEAT KIRBY!

But as the race went on, his belly started to get in the way, He actually had to heft it up as he continued to move down the massively long table, huffing and puffing, feeling so full. Kirby was getting close to the end though, much to Dedede’s distress. There was no other choice, now.

His massive girth could barely let him waddle down the line any further, but he had to do it. Exhaling as much as he could… he took a deep breath. Food started flying into his beak as the powerful inhalation acted like a black hole. His already rotund form grew wide, his face thickening, cheeks bulging as more and more food flew into his awaiting maw. He was going to do it, but he needed more.

The pink puff ball was almost near the end but his current attack was strong enough. He needed to give it more. Giving it one more time, exhaling as much as he could, he let loose with the biggest inhale of all time, pride filling him just as much as the food as he saw everything at the end of his AND Kirby table fly into his yellow beak. Finally, letting out an earthshaking belch, the big blue avian fell onto his massive, round ass.

“AND WE HAVE A WINNER!” He won… he finally beat that little pink blob. Raising a gloved mitten to the sky, the blue avian celebrated with another belch. God, he was just so stuffed.

And that was when the table dropped out from under him… for a second. His feet were kicking in thin air as his expanded girth was stuck in what seemed to be a trap door.

“Hey what’s the meaning of this, ya mooks!” The pudgy penguin flailed as he heard someone approach him from behind.

“Note to self, bigger trap doors next time…” He felt a fuzzy foot start kicking into his blubber, pushing him deeper until there was a thick pop and he finally fell down into the black void of the trap door.

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Dropping into the buffet room below with a massive bworp, the rotund avian rolled around.

“Ugh, when I get mah wings on whoever…” Looking at the three faces of the now large losers of the contest, King Dedede shook his head. At least they had the decency to provide him with an ample buffet fit for a king. Besides, he DID beat Kirby. So what if he had to heft up his gut to waddle? Now he was the biggest thing around Dreamland, they’d HAVE to look up to him.

…But The Buffet Was Too Much So Then There Were Six

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RULES
Read carefully!

- This is your typical 'Survivor' scenario, where instead of voting for who you'd like to win, you all get to VOTE FOR WHO YOU WANT TO LOSE.

- The guest with the most votes at the end of each round will fall into a trap and gain weight before being eliminated from the roster.

- IMPORTANT: One of the guests is actually a conspirator! The last guest left standing is the spy and will not gain weight at all. Who is it? That's for you to decide!

- Each trap is more potent than the one before it! The longer a guest lasts, the fatter they may get!

- Go to https://www.furaffinity.net/view/17858453/ to see which guests are left! ONLY VOTES PLACED HERE WILL COUNT FOR THE FIFTH ROUND!

- Voting ends at 11:59 PM EST, Friday, October 16th