hand puppets

Magic tricks.

... Wat? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

I dun get it. ;3;

What don't you get? xD

The thing about organs.

Have you ever- oh wait... LMAO I get it.

Wat?! I REALLY DON'T KNOW!!

LOL OMFG, Have you ever seen furries taking huge dicks but dicks that big are impossible to take because the vagina/butthole doesn't stretch that far, so its like. do you guys realize that your body has organs that if you rupture at all, will kill you? But you don't so you always see stuff like this - (Using Zaush as an example because his art is amazing and he still does it) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/15805970/, http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13877026/, and ESPECIALLY this http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14814196/

Its just like...guys...GUYS...THATS NOT HOW /ANY/ BODY WORKS!

Ooooh...

Like Doug Winger?

Who?

... The late Master of Extended Furries.

I try to stick to accurate anatomy as much as I possibly can.

...

wat?

Nothing.

So I've never heard nor seen this dude.

Keep it that way.

See now you're making me wanna find out :(

https://e621.net/post?tags=Doug_win.....Default=Search

I regret everything now...

I warned you.

;-; I regret it too.
Help.

Yeah... There's a point where it's like.. Pretty much a turn off.

I swear because of all that oversized stuff in furry my love for more proportional sizes feels like a fetish.

It probably is.

I'm not sure what about obliterating someone with your cock is so attractive...

It's those things that a Hyper CockVores during penetration to make room for itself until orgasm where in it expels out the organs back into place as it pulls out.

.......*shudders*

You're welcome ;D

+10 Respect for this.

Lmao! <3

And lets not forget the amount of blood that would be required to get them things up. They'd pass out/die just from that alone!

They probably use a bike tire pump LOL

ROFL
I mean, considering that I've seen inflation go hand in hand with the whole hyper fetish that actually makes perfect sense. xD