You know, every year, I wind up working staff with the other folks at MFF, and every year, there are a few people - I call them "foxes" - who end up spending the entire time lookinf for trouble. Here you see a picture of a fox molesting an otherwise innocent shepherd here in the public space. The nerve! Why would such a creature seek only to sow the seeds of chaos here in the middle of a public space.
Let this be a lesson to you all. Such creatures put a run in the pantyhose of the fabric of our society, and threaten the American family.
Let this be a lesson to you all. Such creatures put a run in the pantyhose of the fabric of our society, and threaten the American family.
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You know what? We're not always looking for praise. Usually I'm looking for:
1) Inner peace
2) Bourbon
3) My cell phone, which I misplace constantly
Whereas foxes are generally looking for:
1) Trouble
2) Crack
3) Bail money
Foxes aren't the accused. You're guilty. You were tried in absentia, and stand convicted. We shepherds aren't entirely certain what you were charged with, but you are oh-so-guilty of it.
1) Inner peace
2) Bourbon
3) My cell phone, which I misplace constantly
Whereas foxes are generally looking for:
1) Trouble
2) Crack
3) Bail money
Foxes aren't the accused. You're guilty. You were tried in absentia, and stand convicted. We shepherds aren't entirely certain what you were charged with, but you are oh-so-guilty of it.
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