NOTES:
Warning, this story may contain hypnosis and Walkenishness. Like with the other Walken based hypnosis story reading this will cause the following things:
Dance around in a hotel room, tell stories about mice and buckets of cream, listen to the sound of the cowbell, roar like a Hessian warrior, attempt to do the 1812 overture with your armpit, dress up in red oriental clothing, go to vietnam and become a soldier, get a job at Bed, Bath and Beyond, and read the Three Little Pigs.