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I stepped on a scale at work today.
Said I was 296lbs and I grinned like it translated directly to power. Turned right around to my coworker and was like. "Can you see that number?"
He says "Goddamn."
And I say "Do I look fat?"
"You big as fuck, I'll tell you that--"
"Thas right nigga! Thick as fuck! *flexes* NNFF Godddamn look at these muscles!!"
"You like one and a half of me, bruh."
"Ay, what you liftin? I got you, dawg"
"Fuck no, Nigga, get cho big ass outta here."
Much clowning went on. XD
Anywho, I'm not an obese guy. so, seeing that number, I was like holy shit moving all these heavy ass machine parts is beefing me up! More!
I'd Pics-or-it-didn't-happen for you guys, but I'm a closet fur. And I dont want anyone (else...) finding me on facebook or something.
Yes, I considered censorship. I might do it one day.
DISCLAIMER: Noonie-Beyl is always 40lbs heavier than me, but for the sake of the story, I put my actual weight on that scale.
Said I was 296lbs and I grinned like it translated directly to power. Turned right around to my coworker and was like. "Can you see that number?"
He says "Goddamn."
And I say "Do I look fat?"
"You big as fuck, I'll tell you that--"
"Thas right nigga! Thick as fuck! *flexes* NNFF Godddamn look at these muscles!!"
"You like one and a half of me, bruh."
"Ay, what you liftin? I got you, dawg"
"Fuck no, Nigga, get cho big ass outta here."
Much clowning went on. XD
Anywho, I'm not an obese guy. so, seeing that number, I was like holy shit moving all these heavy ass machine parts is beefing me up! More!
I'd Pics-or-it-didn't-happen for you guys, but I'm a closet fur. And I dont want anyone (else...) finding me on facebook or something.
Yes, I considered censorship. I might do it one day.
DISCLAIMER: Noonie-Beyl is always 40lbs heavier than me, but for the sake of the story, I put my actual weight on that scale.
Category All / Doodle
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 500 x 600px
File Size 99 kB
About the same height as me! Bit heavier though, but by the sounds of it, a lot more healthy! XD The government weigh guidelines are complete and utter bull shit. 206 pounds on someone with my kinda build would be anything but healthy. Heh, I wouldn't mind bein' a bit shorter though. -w-
I just realized that what I said could be taken as though I was saying I was healthier due to the way I worded it, and as such makes me sound like an arrogant prick. Apologies if it came across like this! Certainly not what I meant! *derps* I'm tired, I shouldn't be online this late. -w- Wait I made that comment 7 hours ago?! D8
None the less at 206 I imagine I would look like skin wrapped over a large skeleton, and I can think of several people I could say the same thing about....
Well in terms of shortness, my 'sona is muuuuuch shorter at a mere 5'3"! -w- Perfect hugging size if you ask me! XP But I'm off to bed before I make a fool of myself... well worse than I already have at least! XD
None the less at 206 I imagine I would look like skin wrapped over a large skeleton, and I can think of several people I could say the same thing about....
Well in terms of shortness, my 'sona is muuuuuch shorter at a mere 5'3"! -w- Perfect hugging size if you ask me! XP But I'm off to bed before I make a fool of myself... well worse than I already have at least! XD
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