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Standing to attention, Nathan’s stomach rumbled loudly. He groaned from just how empty his belly was, and how stupid he was for not eating when he had the chance… like when he had power. “Are you going to spend the entirety of this thing insulting me?” Nathan demanded indignantly.
Probably. “Why do I even have to put up with you?” Nathan sighed overdramatically. (“I did not!”)
I’m like a curse, it’s just something you’ll have to live with. Anywho, Nathan briskly walked over to the kitchen, which was about five steps away from his living room. Quality apartment design. Wrenching the fridge door open, a blast of cool air assaulted Nathan’s face. The contents of the fridge were exceedingly bare bones, as shopping day was tomorrow. All that remained was one slice of ham and cheese pizza.
As tempting as it was to have pizza for breakfast, one slice would not be enough to feed the beast. So, Nathan instead chose to add the [[slice of pizza]] to his inventory. (See: Stuck a slice of pizza in his pocket, the savage.)) Deciding upon cereal, Nathan made a terrible discovery. “What the…? I had half a contained of milk left!” he declared in shock, holding up the empty carton.
UUUUURRRPPPP! No you didn’t. BBUUUUURRRRR! Well, without any milk on hand, cereal was a no go, and, sadly, the small bit of bread he had left was over a week old, and developing mould. So it was a no-go on toast as well. Nathan clicked his tongue irritably as he faced the annoying realization that he would need to go to the corner shop if he wanted breakfast. Or he could eat the slice of pizza, which now had some lint on it. Nathan weighed his choices carefully, failing to notice he left the fridge door open and was letting all the cold air out. “Oh shit!” Nathan declared loudly, and closed the door.
A. Go to the shops.
B. Probably have a shower first, as you smell.
C. Find out why the power went off.
D. Realize the futility of life, then curl up in a ball and cry.
||Inventory||
Manky T-shirt (Equipped)
Stained Shorts (Equipped)
*Smart Phone
*Slice of Pizza
||Stats||
Species: ???
Height: 5”9
Weight: 152 lbs / 69 kg
Build: Average
Status Condition: Being a smelly bastard
Standing to attention, Nathan’s stomach rumbled loudly. He groaned from just how empty his belly was, and how stupid he was for not eating when he had the chance… like when he had power. “Are you going to spend the entirety of this thing insulting me?” Nathan demanded indignantly.
Probably. “Why do I even have to put up with you?” Nathan sighed overdramatically. (“I did not!”)
I’m like a curse, it’s just something you’ll have to live with. Anywho, Nathan briskly walked over to the kitchen, which was about five steps away from his living room. Quality apartment design. Wrenching the fridge door open, a blast of cool air assaulted Nathan’s face. The contents of the fridge were exceedingly bare bones, as shopping day was tomorrow. All that remained was one slice of ham and cheese pizza.
As tempting as it was to have pizza for breakfast, one slice would not be enough to feed the beast. So, Nathan instead chose to add the [[slice of pizza]] to his inventory. (See: Stuck a slice of pizza in his pocket, the savage.)) Deciding upon cereal, Nathan made a terrible discovery. “What the…? I had half a contained of milk left!” he declared in shock, holding up the empty carton.
UUUUURRRPPPP! No you didn’t. BBUUUUURRRRR! Well, without any milk on hand, cereal was a no go, and, sadly, the small bit of bread he had left was over a week old, and developing mould. So it was a no-go on toast as well. Nathan clicked his tongue irritably as he faced the annoying realization that he would need to go to the corner shop if he wanted breakfast. Or he could eat the slice of pizza, which now had some lint on it. Nathan weighed his choices carefully, failing to notice he left the fridge door open and was letting all the cold air out. “Oh shit!” Nathan declared loudly, and closed the door.
B. Probably have a shower first, as you smell.
D. Realize the futility of life, then curl up in a ball and cry.
||Inventory||
Manky T-shirt (Equipped)
Stained Shorts (Equipped)
*Smart Phone
*Slice of Pizza
||Stats||
Species: ???
Height: 5”9
Weight: 152 lbs / 69 kg
Build: Average
Status Condition: Being a smelly bastard
Category Story / All
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 120 x 120px
File Size 101 kB
( A ) its to early to shop
( B ) I dare you to take a cold shower
( C ) You best have a weapon equipped before hand because that lint covered cheese pizza slice won't cut it for a distraction.
* D * You just had to keep breaking down the forth wall crybaby. (You have attracted the attention of a neighbor turned monster)
I choose D because i love breaking down and laughing as the forth wall goes bye-bye
( B ) I dare you to take a cold shower
( C ) You best have a weapon equipped before hand because that lint covered cheese pizza slice won't cut it for a distraction.
* D * You just had to keep breaking down the forth wall crybaby. (You have attracted the attention of a neighbor turned monster)
I choose D because i love breaking down and laughing as the forth wall goes bye-bye
That's because voting closed, like, literally uh, 3 hours before you posted this. It's a CYOA in the sense of a group mandated decision on where to go next from a list of available (and sometimes outlandish) choices. It's a simplified version of a CYOA, as I simply do not have the time for an actual full-fledged CYOA.
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