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Nah dudes, the party's just about to get goin'! Ditch that penthouse and get out here! Yeah, yeah, just head a few blocks down to that double office tower I'm gonna go use for freeweight in just a few, hook a left 'till you get to the mega pawcrater from when I was doin' box jumps this afternoon, hook a right for 'bout 3 blocks at the big pile of busted high rises busted durin' a dumbell warmup, and then keep on goin' right around the hunky dude-shaped crater from when I was doin' pushups over the 101 freeway, head on a few more blocks, and you're there! Trust me dudes, EVERYONE's gonna be there! Oh, like, and if you get to the burnin' craterscape where I was jump-ropin', yah gone to far!

Dudezilla: professional coyju, trained hunkmonster, bro to all tinies! Sure he'll destroy your city (and his shirt as soon as he starts flexing), but he was just working out and throwing a party for all the little dudes! Huh? You say your neighbors got snacked on? Well a dude needs protein to keep his energy up after all; sports drinks and protein shakes just aren't quite up to snuff at his size!