not sure if she should wat the first one either

No, that is her gift for him.

AHHHH it looked like they had given already

oh sorry, yes they have :)

i like her

She gave him a bunch of soaps, and good smelly tings? Is she trying to tell da mon someting?

She DOES have to live with him.

Most of it might be his reangets. you tell me that stuff doesn't stink after three days of 'simmering'

Oh noes! Clothes! D:

Though he does look smexy in torn pants. :9

Hmm, I am scared to see what is under that wrapping. It is ominously dripping on the floor. Poor Candi.

She has to put up with a lot.

its a gnome cobabe

So, could it be .... troll sweat?

<.<

>.>

<.<

And mojo?

Mojo troll sweat. Now there's a frightening concept.

There's a running-gag with my guild and a few others that mojo is... well, lets just say sweat isn't the only bodily fluid trolls put in bottles...

LOL!!! I like that.

I blame Blizzard.

Between the flavor-text for Sacred Mojo - "A bit stickier than your average mojo." - and the text for Apexis Crystals - "This item throbs with an undulating vibration." - I'm starting to wonder just how much porn the Dev Team must've been watching between coding sessions...

Haven't you seen the daily quests in Storm Peaks?

"Polishing the Helm"
"Blowing Hodir's Horn"
and "Raising Hodir's Spear", which leads to "Thrusting Hodir's Spear"

Someone was in the mood for innuendo at Blizzard.. :)

More proof of the words of Lewis Skolnick...

"Jocks always think about sports. Nerds always think about sex."

Don't forget the Going Bearback and Riding the Red Rocket quests too.

Uh-oh. Her gift is dripping...

*lick* MM! Lime-flavor! :9

As Troy Mclure of Simpsons fame once said, "They're the original Odd Couple!"

But which one is Oscar?

Looks like the Gnome was only half cooked :D

Awwwww! How sweet! He gave her a dead thing! The best gifts can be the ones you make yourself.

Is it still alive?

Wait...is that thing smoking and dripping?
If there is one thing you learn in chemistry class...If it starts to smoke and drip, throw and duck.

Ha ha ha, excellent ^^ ^^

...Seriously, what the hell is that...?

Lol

What, she didn't give him Febreze as a stocking stuffer? ;)

Who knows though, he may have given her chocolate.... yeaaah.

As always, she is uber hot.

She somehow stays cute in all circumstance.

That's a LOL right there. :D

"It was hard to wrap at first, but after it stopped struggling......" 7@=Q

I find it funny how it's got in big black ink "TO CANDI!!!!!" minus the !!!!! of course....and then it has the tag "candi"

I am glad someone caught that :D

Makes me wonder why he did that....he doesn't seem of low intellect but he does seem to be a rather blunt person with an odd sense of humor sometimes.

That he is. Trolls love to play tricks.

I so envy your inks and the sense of fun your characters have.

Gotta wonder just what kind of gift could be smoking AND dripping at the same time. Either he broiled the gnome for long, or tried to microwave one that he had in the freezer with catastrophic effect.

Oddly, I started wondering if it was one of the little artifacts that the Trolls always have sitting around in their 'instances'. Statues of snake gods or skull spirits that have incense burning in them, or some kind of idol with an eternal flame that drips wax..

..I'm probably putting way, way too much thought into this ;)

I really have the urge to go into Zul'Gurrub and take screenshots now.

The general concensus is that the gift is a mummified dwarf :D