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Look at this thing! 8D
Just look at it! Let the cute overwhelm you.
This fat floppy unicorn is completely handmade and hand-stuffed by a grandmother of three who has won awards with her crochet skills. He is 18 inches nose to butt, not including his darling tail.
More photos:
He can sit up or lay flat on his tummy.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/35cf8306.....eq14o3_500.jpg
He can gaze at you imploringly over his shoulder.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/10f63f23.....eq14o2_500.jpg
He is soft, squishy…oh yes, very floppy…and perfectly squeezable. Durable too! Nothing delicate about this fella - drag him, chew on him, drop kick him across the room! He’ll be fine. Machine washable to boot.
Bestest news ever: you can have your very own FAT FLOPPY UNICORN in your choice of colors if you are lucky enough to nab one of only two commission slots offered by my mother - the grandmother in question - by contacting me here via a PM! Your own custom 18 inch 'FFU' is $65 and guaranteed to be family heirloom quality, handmade just for you! You want widdle wings on yours? It’ll get widdle wings! You want stitched-on eyes instead of button eyes so it’ll be safe for a baby? Done! You want appaloosa spots on his butt? No problem! Christmas colors? Sure! Match the colors to a baby’s nursery decor? Can do! You want it to look like Smarty Pants from MLP? You got it!
You’ll have to be patient while your Fat Floppy Unicorn is being born, as it will take about 4 weeks or so. Normally my mom only makes these as gifts for family, and even then it's rare so this opportunity may never come around again! The one pictured belongs to my daughter, so neener! :p
I’m running the internet side of this offer since my mother isn’t too PC literate. :) I’ll get your order to her as well as any color photo samples and transfer payment from my paypal to her if needed. Mailed checks, money order and PP all okay. When your FFU is ready to ship I’ll let you know and send him/her on the way!
Send me a PM here on Tumblr to nab that slot and adopt a Fat Floppy Unicorn for yourself or a loved one! Yay! Rainbow farts for everyone!
USA shipping is $5 *Additional fee for UK shipping
Just look at it! Let the cute overwhelm you.
This fat floppy unicorn is completely handmade and hand-stuffed by a grandmother of three who has won awards with her crochet skills. He is 18 inches nose to butt, not including his darling tail.
More photos:
He can sit up or lay flat on his tummy.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/35cf8306.....eq14o3_500.jpg
He can gaze at you imploringly over his shoulder.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/10f63f23.....eq14o2_500.jpg
He is soft, squishy…oh yes, very floppy…and perfectly squeezable. Durable too! Nothing delicate about this fella - drag him, chew on him, drop kick him across the room! He’ll be fine. Machine washable to boot.
Bestest news ever: you can have your very own FAT FLOPPY UNICORN in your choice of colors if you are lucky enough to nab one of only two commission slots offered by my mother - the grandmother in question - by contacting me here via a PM! Your own custom 18 inch 'FFU' is $65 and guaranteed to be family heirloom quality, handmade just for you! You want widdle wings on yours? It’ll get widdle wings! You want stitched-on eyes instead of button eyes so it’ll be safe for a baby? Done! You want appaloosa spots on his butt? No problem! Christmas colors? Sure! Match the colors to a baby’s nursery decor? Can do! You want it to look like Smarty Pants from MLP? You got it!
You’ll have to be patient while your Fat Floppy Unicorn is being born, as it will take about 4 weeks or so. Normally my mom only makes these as gifts for family, and even then it's rare so this opportunity may never come around again! The one pictured belongs to my daughter, so neener! :p
I’m running the internet side of this offer since my mother isn’t too PC literate. :) I’ll get your order to her as well as any color photo samples and transfer payment from my paypal to her if needed. Mailed checks, money order and PP all okay. When your FFU is ready to ship I’ll let you know and send him/her on the way!
Send me a PM here on Tumblr to nab that slot and adopt a Fat Floppy Unicorn for yourself or a loved one! Yay! Rainbow farts for everyone!
USA shipping is $5 *Additional fee for UK shipping
Category All / Fantasy
Species Unicorn
Size 720 x 720px
File Size 351 kB
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