The inevitable reach-around for mah homie,
kalenidus who was so kind as to render me in a state of bad-assery: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1779404/
Fool, you thought you could take him by surprise while he was enjoying a pork sandwich, didn't you?
kalenidus who was so kind as to render me in a state of bad-assery: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1779404/Fool, you thought you could take him by surprise while he was enjoying a pork sandwich, didn't you?
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<i>No, you can't have a bite! Go away!</i>
XD Dude, this rocks so epically! 8D Love the fact that the torn-away bite is still in my mouth while I popping a cap into the brazen offender(s)! It reminds me of my previous job, where you couldn't sit down for five minutes to have a decent lunch without a customer coming in demanding I get my ass outside to pump their cars full of gas. XD
XD Dude, this rocks so epically! 8D Love the fact that the torn-away bite is still in my mouth while I popping a cap into the brazen offender(s)! It reminds me of my previous job, where you couldn't sit down for five minutes to have a decent lunch without a customer coming in demanding I get my ass outside to pump their cars full of gas. XD
What, you don't get shift replacements on your lunch break?? Man, no wonder you quit that job. (Because actually, pumping gas does have kind of an appeal to me, if only for the very odd chance that something, like a lit cigarette, would ignite the fuel and things would go all Kablooey.)
'Course, if you HAD had a gun back then, you could have shot them anyway, and then be all like "Oh, sorry, boss, I thought he was trying to rob us. *MUNCH MUNCH*"
Glad ya likes, and also glad that you finally got some cathartic revenge.
'Course, if you HAD had a gun back then, you could have shot them anyway, and then be all like "Oh, sorry, boss, I thought he was trying to rob us. *MUNCH MUNCH*"
Glad ya likes, and also glad that you finally got some cathartic revenge.
Yes, violence DOES drastically increase the sex appeal... even when people who are unsightly and unattractive to begin do it. I mean, hell, just look at the fortune Bruce Willis and what's-her-face from the Resident Evil movies have made for themselves.
... Doesn't hurt, though, if the actual perpetrator of said violence is sexy to begin with. :D
... Doesn't hurt, though, if the actual perpetrator of said violence is sexy to begin with. :D
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