"Another schlattwhapper accident? Why wouldn't the guys on scene touch– oh. Rubber chickens."
Whine.
"Yes, all right, sir. How many? One? Two? Three? Four? Five?"
Whine.
"Urf. And you're not wearing trousers or underwear, are you, sir?"
Whiiiiiiiiiiine!
"I was afraid of that. Jocelyn, would you call and see if proctology is awake?"
"He is. Proctology also wants to tell you that they didn't sign up for this chicken(cough) outfit."
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Remember, folks; they've seen it all already.
schlattwhapper, n. The window shade that allows itself to be pulled down, hesitates for a second, then snaps up in your face.
Art © 2015 Marvin E. Fuller
Whine.
"Yes, all right, sir. How many? One? Two? Three? Four? Five?"
Whine.
"Urf. And you're not wearing trousers or underwear, are you, sir?"
Whiiiiiiiiiiine!
"I was afraid of that. Jocelyn, would you call and see if proctology is awake?"
"He is. Proctology also wants to tell you that they didn't sign up for this chicken(cough) outfit."
_____
Remember, folks; they've seen it all already.
schlattwhapper, n. The window shade that allows itself to be pulled down, hesitates for a second, then snaps up in your face.
Art © 2015 Marvin E. Fuller
Category All / General Furry Art
Species Mammal (Other)
Size 600 x 600px
File Size 137 kB
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