inspired by the webcomic "questionable content" [link] , more specifically this comic: [link]
the slightly ridiculous hat is never actually shown in the comic, but i figure if the worry hat makes you feel slightly ridiculous, then the slightly ridiculous hat should make you look downright retarded.
sound logic, huh?

anyway, tis acrylic yarn, there are bells in the pompoms ontop of the jester spikes (a line the world of millinery has probably yet to hear) and in the bottom of the tassles, which nearly reach the floor and jingle each time you take a step.
the whole monstrosity took atleast 25 hrs to make and is really heavy but surprisingly comfortable to wear.
for size comparisons, im 6'4" and the distance from the top of the hat to the bottom of the tassles is longer than a queen size bed.

yeah, its only slightly ridiculous