Another gift for http://www.furaffinity.net/user/rogus247 here on FA. Rogus tries to defeat the sinister Majin Buu in his kid form!

...doesn't quite go well. ;)

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Rogus was not having what you would call a "good time".

He was whacking a pink being over the head again and again with a stick, each strike making a TWHUMP-THWUMP noise as he did so, the being sighing in annoyment. It had a thick, singular, almost limb-like antannae that hung behind it's humanoid head, deep black eyes calmly glancing up from a chocolate bar it munched on as Rogus kept striking him. It was bare-chested, with a slightly puffy pair of white pants and black shoes, and it nonchalantly rolled its eyes, trying to ignore Rogus's thwacks.

You see, Rogus was determined to defeat the horror that was Majin Buu. Majin Buu was a fierce demon who'd been terrorizing the countryside Rogus called home, and the raven-haired human was determined to make things right. Head held high, eyes glinting and jaw firm, he'd stood up before the demon as the clouds ambled slowly above, Majin Buu nonchalantly exiting from a convenience store he'd essentially robbed. Nobody but nobody had bothered to stick around in the city once Majin Buu came. They weren't interested in getting turned into chocolate and eaten.

"Kid Buu", however, looking this interloper over, was very, very amused. It calmly sat down on a nearby bench and chomped away at the chocolate bars it'd taken from the store, mouth half full as it spoke. "What do you want?"

"I'm here to defeat you, Majin Buu!" Rogus proclaimed dramatically, pointing up into the sky, wearing a tight-fitting black t-shirt, a pair of khaki shorts, and holding a backpack full of several weapons. Many of which were falling out of the back. Majin Buu just smirked a bit, mouth half-full of Hershey's Cookies and Cream, and swallowed down the last of it, resting his head on his palms.

"Well?" It asked, giving Rogus a look that said "Go ahead."

Rogus first brought out his mighty sword, naturally-no, not THAT one, you dirty-minded people you! A large saber from the middle east which could fit well enough in his backpack. He twirled it left and right, letting out a "Hooooohhhh" as he did so, Buu just smirking a bit, deciding not to just shoot him as Rogus brought the sword forth, sweeping it through the air. It cut into Majin's head...and he calmly caught it in his other hand, putting it back on.

He raised a nonexistent eyebrow up at the surprised Rogus, who gaped before bringing it down the MIDDLE of Majin Buu. "HA!" The human proclaimed...until the two falling pieces shot bakc together with a squelchy THWULP, and Rogus moaned in disappointment.

Now Rogus tried his hammer. He swung it with all his might and it whizzed through the air, but despite bonking Majin Buu over the head several times over, bang-bang, that ol' silver hammer couldn't make sure he was dead.

A gun proved useless. The bullets just got harmlessly absorbed into Majin Buu's body, who calmly spat them out onto the ground one after another, Rogus soon resorting to the only thing he had left.

The stick.

"Could you get my back?" Majin Buu chuckled at this "massage" he was recieving, Rogus groaning as he flopped onto the sidewalk nearby, dropping the stick and covering his face with his hands.

"OHHHHH! Why can't I beat you?!"

Kid Buu cackled at this, smirking as he picked Rogus up off the ground, the human utterly caught off guard. "I hunger!" He proclaimed as Rogus's vision got obscured by lips and fangs and drool, an almost absolte, complete darkness surrounding his body. His head was now being shoved into the pink demon's mouth as a large tongue slurped over Rogus's face and chin. His mouth was practically sucking on Rogus like a lollipop, moaning in delight at the delicious, warm, soft flesh it was tasting. Soon, Rogus was being pushed into Majin Buu's waiting maw, his shoulders entering Buu's mouth, the being having the human almost totally inside of his throat.

Soon Rogus was being tugged along into the demon's esophogus, another gulp, then another, and soon the chest was entering Buu's mouth. Majin Buu lapped at Rogus's chest, smirking as he kept enjoying his fine meal. Another swallow and that head was now tucked away in his throat, and soon Rogus's chest was getting pulled in as well. The sounds of Majin Buu's body were all around Rogus, a glorping, squishy noise echoing through his eardrums. He could hear Majin Buu's hungry slurps and gulps. With yet another enormous swallow, Rogus's rear was squeezed into Majin's maw as the demon cackled madly.

Now Rogus's head was poking into Majin Buu's belly, as the demon gave another immense gulp. He kept gobbling Rogus down, his legs sliding into Majin Buu's mouth and deeper into the soft, pink, squishy innards of the demon. With another majestic gulp, Majin Buu had swallowed up his legs, and then his feet, and now Rogus was simply a bulge in Majin Buu's stomach. A bulge made for rubbing. Majin Buu let out a powerful, happy belch, the thick bubble-gum esque substance of Majin Buu's belly massaging over Rogus's form. The male creature sighed in delight as the stomach massaged Rogus happily, kneading him over as Rogus blushed deeply.

"Ohh, this is embarassing." He said, Majin Buu's big stomach letting out sounds of SQORCH and GLORK as Buu kept rubbing his big ol' belly.

"I find it delicious!" Majin Buu laughed aloud as his enormous gut swayed back and forth. "Much tastier than candy! Mmmmm." He said, patting his stomach. "I'm keeping you for a long while." He proclaimed, making his way back into the convenience store to find something to wash Rogus down with, a big grin on his face.