*Pyro Tygro wants to play pirate...against you!

<Walk the plank! ...pirates say that, right?

<No ninjas welcome!
<Well, maybe some ninjas.

*You inform him that boats are flammable.
*Pyro Tygro realizes there are pivotal flaws in his game.

<Um...maybe a game of chess?

*Pyro Tygro doesn't want to play pirate anymore.

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Okay, fast doodle with a mouse turned into this. How would you handle a kitty monster? Or rather, what should be rather than a pirate player? :P