*whistling*

"Oh hey... didn't see you there. How's it going? Me? Oh you know, same ole' same-"

"Huh? There was a break-in at the old theater? Someone stole part of an original Alien reel? That's horrible!"

"Me? A thief? How dare yo-"

"Hmm? What's that? Oh this?"

"...this is nothing. Just a, uh-"

"Alien reel? Goodness no, this is a Predator reel."

Honestly. Some people need to stop making such rash accusations with no proof.

Drawn by the amazingly amazing  scribbles. I want to put it on a shirt :3

EDIT: http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/.....1/P1020500.jpg High fives all around =D