Don't get airsick.

Way better! So long as you don't get dropped!

At the very least, less evil.

Insect strikes with no mask or goggles.

"Mmm Tastes Like Grasshopper...."

In flight meals? Definitely fresh, that's for sure.

http://smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=1873

Not bad I say.

Mothman? XD

Five star rating every time. Or else.

Yeah, just don't try to stiff 'em on payment.

Wait, if they can fly why do they need to make a left? My make turns at all. Couldn't they just go straight there?

I would guess she is the type who doesn't knows where she's going, she only knows how to get there

When you're terrestrial... Getting somewhere is a matter of routes and landmarks. A direct straight-line bearing isn't something land-walkers often have to consider, because there's all kinds of city in the way.

Correct.

Extraordinary Feathers !!

I think of these things.

Be sure to tip well. A bad user-review is the least of your worries.

This is sooooo true.

Higher Falcor, higher!

Avoid the ones that are hungry.

I wonder how the FAA reacts?

Road trips are the only way to fly.

Well as long as they put you down and not drop you...

The landings are rough. Minus one star on the Yelp rating.

Far Far better than Uber

One does not need eHarpies when have own wings

much smoother than them iHoppies

YES!
Once again DYSLIXIA the magic fun wizard turned your words around in my brain and I read
eHERPIES!!

I'm going to go lay down now with a bag of salted peanuts and some Guinness. :D

LOL someone else said the same thing

I rode taxis every day for a week in Toronto last month. No wonder I kept getting those talon marks in my shoulders...

Only 5 accidental drop deaths this month!

Those feathers are quite proper... with growth bars even! ^v^

I am so glad someone noticed.

I agree, but you will need a faceshield for when you hit a bumblebee to the face. Those hit hard like a rock at speeds, and can break the skin pretty bad. XD My brother experienced such an issue driving a motorcycle without the face shield.

Oh I know how it is just from being on a bike.

Well jeez, ur pretty fast on a bike then. XD As per my bike computer (on my downhill mountain bike) on paved surfaces I average 13-16 mph on flat surfaces and 35-47 mph on heavy downhill. What do you ride?

I have a Canondale :)

Those are awesome. I remember thinking of getting the Cannondale OneShock, the one made out of ultra thin titanium, but instead I got an aluminum dual suspension bike with titanium upgrades XD

Not sure I would use that service twice...

Just make sure that autocorrect doesn't change it to "eHerpes."

Greetings Megan!

Oh! Very nice and timely. Uber is at war with the Austin city council which tries to do everything possible to hamstring Uber so they do not compete with politically entrenched cab companies. I hear about it in the local news daily.

I would certainly go the Harpy route, though it would be tough in foul weather.

Pretty sure the harpy never eats a customer. Fairly certain of it.

Greetings Megan!

Good to know :)

I recall that Harpies mainly enjoy stealing food from feasts. So as long as I am not tied up on a picnic table I should be okay.

-flash backs to LOTR Eagles-

yet with more routes

I got tired of ending up in mordor with then damn things....just as unreliable as public transit!

I tried to sign up for Uber, as a driver.... cuz, money, and I got nothin better to do.

They want people to have a car "2000 model or newer"... like people got all this money to buy new-ass cars.

carn-sarned new-fangled contraptions.

varmits!


...I drive a busted-ass '96 Mercury Grand Marquis. Actually a very nice car, we bought it off the MIL (so, technically, yes, I drive a "gramaw car") but I hit a deer... 2 deer, on 2 seperate occasions, actually.... last year... and the passenger headlight assembly is all busted out (light works, it's just held in with zip-ties)(god, I sound redneck as fuuuuuck).... the antler also ventilated the hood.
Makes for a good joke when people are looking at my car funny. "What, you don't like my customized front-end?" (What's that hole?) "Air-flow!" ....there's been a few that thought I was serious. I'm not too happy with it right now though, cuz there's no heater. The impact cracked the heater core.

If you take good care of a car, they can last 20 years. My old Saturn is still being driven every day by Roz.

Heh...