My mother makes adorable crocheted unicorns that are fat and floppy. Well, on recent request she made a dead one in sickly green as a commission. I'll be shipping it for her and decided to take a couple photos first. Hilarity ensued.

Would you like your own darling dead decaying zombicorn? She might be willing to take another commission (I can try talking to her about it at least, haha) and you get to choose the colors. It'll run you $60 (shipping included for USA residents) and the zombicorn will be a perfect hugging size (about 23-24 inches tongue-tip to tail-tip) and fully handmade/hand-stuffed. PM me if interested...can't promise that she'll take the job, but the odds are in your favor.

*sings* my little pony, you're so bony....