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Some of my conversations lead to bizarre places
I don't really know how else to explain this, so here's a copy of the conversation during the stream I was in that lead to this xD that's all the context I'm going to be able to give.
Nate Day: oh! i was given a challenge yesterday morning. want to see it?
Drayk: yesh :D
Abyssaldemon: oooh?
Nate Day: yeah. one of vixie's friends had been species hopping over the years and couldn't decide which one he wanted. so she proposed the idea of combining them into an unusual hybrid
Nate Day: and boy what a hybrid challenge this was ; a fox, a deer, and a cow
Abyssaldemon: o.o
Drayk: by their powers combined... A Lawnmower that shows the grass no mercy!
Drayk: oh .. part fox
Nate Day: yep
Drayk: A LAWNMOWER!! That shouts YIFF
Abyssaldemon: that visual is mildly terrifying....
Nate Day: so, we have these three species. twin characters. one male, one female, and both very young
Drayk: XD
Nate Day: sooooo
Nate Day: i made these
Drayk: What does the Lawnmower Say ... BRRRRR YIFF YIFF BRRRR
Abyssaldemon: that is adorable!
Nate Day: hahahaha! damnit, drayk! you made coffee come out my nose >.O
Drayk: HAHAHAHAHA XD
Drayk: that'll be one art please
Abyssaldemon: XD
Nate Day: :P
Drayk: but good job on hybriding the fuck out of those
Nate Day: thank you
Nate Day: okay you two, stick around for a few minutes
Abyssaldemon: Indeed, i was about to say very very cute....then we got Drayk'd
Drayk: BRRRRRYIFF
Abyssaldemon: Drayk'd is a new verb
Drayk: Just imagine this majestic creature mowing a field of dicks in bloody joy
Abyssaldemon: Thats my daily dose of nightmare fuel
Drayk: I'm sure it'll be a great mascot for Jewish Doctors
Drayk: My devious senses are tingling lol
Abyssaldemon: someone about to get Drayk'd
Nate Day: yah
Abyssaldemon: Drayk'd
Drayk: x3
Abyssaldemon: Im picturing him whispering "Penis"
Drayk: Drayk opened his god damned Mouth, It was Super Effective
Nate Day: damn right
Drayk: That is one menacing YIFFFBRRR!
Nate Day: by the way, drayk?
Drayk: o.o
Nate Day: you're getting this doodle because you hit me with a 100 awesome point funny
Drayk: x3
Drayk: making you imagine a Lawnmower that screams YIFF and fantasizes about mowing a field of penises?
Nate Day: XD
Drayk: "Daddy.. Why do the mushrooms bleed when he mows them?"
Drayk: "Avert your eyes child"
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You have the strangest effects on people, I swear :P
I'm friends with the founder of
shaftbeast and you're weirder than he is, I think :P
I'm friends with the founder of
shaftbeast and you're weirder than he is, I think :P 
You may need to. XD
I am on break at work, and I started laughing my ass off, then my boss walks in and asks me what is so funny, which I can't show him because he doesn't understand furry stuff, ESPECIALLY YIFF, which makes me laugh even harder as I am trying to tell him it is nothing. I can't stop picturing a yiffing lawnmower in a field of cocks AND MY BOSS THINKS I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND AND WON'T STOP ASKING ME ABOUT IT.
I can't bloody breathe. XD
I am on break at work, and I started laughing my ass off, then my boss walks in and asks me what is so funny, which I can't show him because he doesn't understand furry stuff, ESPECIALLY YIFF, which makes me laugh even harder as I am trying to tell him it is nothing. I can't stop picturing a yiffing lawnmower in a field of cocks AND MY BOSS THINKS I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND AND WON'T STOP ASKING ME ABOUT IT.
I can't bloody breathe. XD
More questions arise, though. Do jewish doctors have a course in lawnmowing at university? Is there a health institute that controls if your lawnmower is compliant with laws, and fine you if it's not? Do they make portable ones for when the doctor visits home?
Questions, sir, questions.
Questions, sir, questions.
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