So I've decided to name the pikachu Diamond.. Yeah yeah laugh it up, Diamond and Pearl, hohohohoho! XP

Get ready for some walk home after a night at the bar dialogue between two roomates!

Pearl: Urp.. That was fun!
Diamond: Yeah.. yeah it was..
Pearl: I love going to bars!
Diamond: I know you do, come on, try and keep steady..
Pearl: I.. ur, uh.. wait.. where's my pants?...
Diamond: You took them off and threw them across the room at some guys that were hooting at you..
Pearl: Yeah.. those guys were jerks...
Diamond: They were owls...
Pearl: And they didn't stop!.. I'm dizzy..
Diamond: Well, you did have a lot..
Pearl: I luff drink.. ugh.. Did you have fun?
Diamond: Yeah of course! Would've been funner if we weren't getting hit on by every guy that came in the bar though..
Pearl: heheheheh! we're hot!
Diamond: I guess..
Pearl: You shoulda dumped your boyfriend for one of those guys! Like that Houndoom dude! I might be gay, but for a guy he was sexy!
Diamond: No way... Billy's too awesome to dump... and he's so sweet!
Pearl: But he's so fat!
Diamond: He's a Raichu! Of course he's chubby!
Pearl: You're sweeter! Can I eat you?
Diamond: How many times are you gonna ask me that before we get home?
Pearl: Depends on how long it takes you to say yes...
Diamond: Not gonna happen Ms Predator...
Pearl: Hey excuse me for thinking your body tastes good! It's not my fault you were born a pikachu!
Diamond: I'm gonna say that was the alcohol talking..
Pearl: Alcohol can't talk...
Diamond: Whatever you say..
Pearl: Hey... When we get home we should play this fun game I...
Diamond: No.. I know what you're going to say and no.. I'm straight and have a boyfriend.. Which is why when we get home I'm going to bed and locking my door so you can't sneak in later with... toys..
Pearl: Where's your sense of adventure!?
Diamond: Where's yours? Men too good for you?
Pearl: I'm too good for men!
Diamond: Is that why you strip naked in public?
Pearl: .. I'm not completely naked...