That's right folks. For one night only, come and see the amazing duel performance of The Shining Azer and The Emerald Flyer themselves, straight from Ambra Consuela's School of Dance! Please refrain from throwing money onstage. This is a classy performance, not a strip show. (We're obligated to say that, as apparently that's been a problem in the past.)
If you're taller than 6 ft, then macro seating is available, as is micro seating. If you possess glowing body parts or glitter uncontrollably, we ask you please keep those parts of you covered for the convenience of others. And if you possess any cybernetic parts or are in fact a cyborg, please keep all mechanical whirring and terminating to a minimum. Thank you, and we hope to see you at the NIGHT OF LIGHTS.

(Both Pictures featured drawn by the incredible BumbleBun.)

(Characters Reuben Telokey and Virgil Amatsu belong to me)