Meet Sparkul McFarkul , Her mummy was a pure bred “oh god why” and her daddy was a cross dresser who told her that one day she would be just as special as he was (has he painted his toenails.) She was genetically mutated sometime after eating radioactive slime thinking it was the new Hollywood weight loss diet, but luckily survived. Though sadly at a cost, she now has the brain capacity of paris Hilton, and would carry small retarded animals in her handbag if she wasn’t a small retarded animal herself!

She loves crack, IPods, the lack of thumbs, Love hearts, fairy dust, Twilight the movie and lollypops.

You can blame  lunacy for this. I TOOK THE CHALLENGE