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I keep re-watching Hellsing Abridged and it keeps being just as funny as the first time. XD
What happen if Alucard ( From Abridged series ) find himself trapped in King Sombra's body.
He goes for a walk.
What happen if Alucard ( From Abridged series ) find himself trapped in King Sombra's body.
He goes for a walk.
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http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18011358/ - i that case i have sountrack from Hellsing
Luke: "I've heard alot about yo-"
Luke's body is blown away to reveal an armored man holding a Combat Shotgun. The man tosses a head onto the floor to reveal Jan's head.
Alucard: "Alright, who are you?"
The man grabs and tosses the dead body of Alucard's apprentice, "How Did You-" the man switches to a chain-gun, and it's rotating barrels seperate to three tri-barreled parts that that shred Alucard to pieces. He grows back, and the man drops the gun and punches Alucard's head off. Alucard grows his head back, and the man breaks Alucard's leg and splatters his head with his own foot. Alucard heals, and the man draws a big f*cking gun.
Alucard: "Who are you and where did you get a gun that big?"
The man fires the gun at Alucard, and Alucard becomes no more. Integra Walks in and sees the mess.
Integra: "Did You Just Kill Alucard!?... How would you like a job?"
The man takes off his helmet to reveal B.J. Blazkowicz.
Blazkowicz: "If it involves killin' Nazis and demons, I'm all for it..."
Luke's body is blown away to reveal an armored man holding a Combat Shotgun. The man tosses a head onto the floor to reveal Jan's head.
Alucard: "Alright, who are you?"
The man grabs and tosses the dead body of Alucard's apprentice, "How Did You-" the man switches to a chain-gun, and it's rotating barrels seperate to three tri-barreled parts that that shred Alucard to pieces. He grows back, and the man drops the gun and punches Alucard's head off. Alucard grows his head back, and the man breaks Alucard's leg and splatters his head with his own foot. Alucard heals, and the man draws a big f*cking gun.
Alucard: "Who are you and where did you get a gun that big?"
The man fires the gun at Alucard, and Alucard becomes no more. Integra Walks in and sees the mess.
Integra: "Did You Just Kill Alucard!?... How would you like a job?"
The man takes off his helmet to reveal B.J. Blazkowicz.
Blazkowicz: "If it involves killin' Nazis and demons, I'm all for it..."
One where Alucard's replaced by Doomguy, who turns out to be B.J. Blazkowicz...
Integra: "What do you mean demons and Nazis?"
Blazkowicz: "When I caught the one wearing a black tank-top, I interrogated him and found out that Nazis hired the both of them and that elite squad that was going to kill everyone in this building."
Integra: "What are you saying?"
Blazkowicz: "There was a bus I spotted while I ran over here. I followed it until the brothers started a raid. No one said anything because I was done with the squad and chased the brothers. I couldn't save the gatekeepers, but I saved everyone else."
Integra: "So the only two friendly casualties were two guys?"
Blazkowicz: "Yes ma'am."
Integra: "You're hired. I'll have The paperwork ready when you've found and killed every last Nazi. What do you need?"
Blazkowicz: "Thank you, ma'am. I'll need a plane of anykind, and some science types to figure out amo for this thing."
Blazkowicz draws the BFG.
Integra: "That's a really big fucking gun!"
Blazkowicz: "And it's really good at killin' everything in one shot."
Integra:"You've got it...."
Integra: "What do you mean demons and Nazis?"
Blazkowicz: "When I caught the one wearing a black tank-top, I interrogated him and found out that Nazis hired the both of them and that elite squad that was going to kill everyone in this building."
Integra: "What are you saying?"
Blazkowicz: "There was a bus I spotted while I ran over here. I followed it until the brothers started a raid. No one said anything because I was done with the squad and chased the brothers. I couldn't save the gatekeepers, but I saved everyone else."
Integra: "So the only two friendly casualties were two guys?"
Blazkowicz: "Yes ma'am."
Integra: "You're hired. I'll have The paperwork ready when you've found and killed every last Nazi. What do you need?"
Blazkowicz: "Thank you, ma'am. I'll need a plane of anykind, and some science types to figure out amo for this thing."
Blazkowicz draws the BFG.
Integra: "That's a really big fucking gun!"
Blazkowicz: "And it's really good at killin' everything in one shot."
Integra:"You've got it...."
Two months later, Blazkowicz has now ripped and teared his way through every Nazi vampire with no civilian casualties. The final blow was by a now fully self-sustaining BFG that caused the blimp to sink in The English Channel. Every other assignment since then has never been done more efficiently. Even Anderson's dead, and the Catholic Church was found out about publicly. For the first time, that world was truthfully clean.
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