Best answer ever.

tail wags... Thanks

TRY AND PET IT

Puppy????

id attack it or jump at it

But look at the poor thing.... I just tripped and fell down the stairs... would you look angry if you just fell down the stairs?

"oh hey Carl".

Sup Dude.... Got some beer?

I would poop myself to death. I would be stoked to own a two story home.

Interesting answer... But what if those were just the basement stairs???

OAO Oh God, I would SCREAM in terror!!

Aww.. come on, He's just a puppy.

Just a puppy!? Dude, it's got fangs! And its eyes are glowing!!

Yes of course it's just a puppy.... I mean an adult wouldn't have tripped and fell down the stairs..... Well that's easy to explain... I mean just look at all of the pictures of dogs and cats with red eye.... those glowing eyes are just a result of the camera flash....... See he's just a poor puppy that fell down and went boom.

............

Feed it! teach it! breed it! clone it! Now ready to take over the world. :)

I like your style... You are a fur with vision and a plan.

Mwahahaha yessss yesss, soon my minions. soon. XDDD

Git ma' gun!

But what if he doesn't want to go target shooting?

Psh! Who doesn't want to go shooting?!
Answer - anyone who hasn't tried it yet; I bet he's a natural!

Tail wags..... I like you way of thinking Sir.....

Great way to meet folks and make friends!

Nods.. and that's why I have my yearly furry BBQ weekend and shoot..... It can be a fun time.

The can shoot challenge was fun.

hope i only get bitten in an area were i will not bleed 2 death o.o

Do you mean before the lycanthrope virus gets to work?

yep~ gota have lycanthropy <3

I'd grab my silver broadsword and kick some ass!

Aw... but what if he just wants to be friends?

*looks down* .... fuck it's one of these mornings.

*pours a cup of black coffee*.... Shit when did my in-laws show up??

When the coffee was made. XD

Toss red squeak ball

BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get him some milk and cookies followed by tummy rubs? Given our fandom this looks like a normal Saturday night to me....or at least a fun Saturday night .

*Mental note... Buy a couple of werewolf masks before my next trip*... See and that's why you and the Roo' make such an awesome con roommate Sir...

Well you know how much I love werewolves

shoot in the temples no questions sorry I love werewolves and junk but I'd rather save my skin

So first this poor guy trips and falls down your stairs... and then rather then call 911 you shoot him...... erf...

Offer him a milkbone and some pepsi. Or just close the door and go back to surfing the internet. People with excess body-hair and dental problems should not be marginalized!

Whimpers.. I keep telling you sir that the hair issues are caused by a glandular problem......

Three in the head and two in the chest!

Not exactly a failure drill, but that might work.

Ask the fursuiter if he's hurt.

Exactly... I mean look the poor guys handler left him and he tripped on the stairs.

I'd ask for a clean pair of undies...

I can see that.... I mean seeing that poor guy trip and fall down the stairs, might just scare you... Especially when you're trying to remember if your homeowners insurance is paid up.

I'd grab some chlorine~

Hmm is that to clean up the blood and such that got left on the stairs after this poor fella tripped and fell?

Nah, was making a joke on the chlorine gas attack at FWA. #ChlorineCon

#neverforget

Shite..... I forgot about that one...... Yeah that was a real dick move on someones part.

oh thats easy

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/.....0/DSCF1537.jpg

Nova?

Supernova :D

A huge turd

better than the 870 / 500 pleb tier shotguns

Only a pleb goes to war with a shotgun

http://archive.defense.gov/DODCMSSh.....-6179W-001.jpg

shill harder cuck

Overpriced turd. Can get two vepr 12s for the same scratch

hmm.. Sorry, I'll have to disagree with you there. I've carried an 870 as my patrol long gun for more then a decade. Most definitely not a turd. We purchased and ran one Benelli M-2 Tactical and I was not impressed one bit. That inertia drive system sucked and on more then one occasion I saw parts get launched off that thing a the range. Now the M-4 Tactical we tried I was impressed with, but when you have to equip a fleet the price tag on the M-4 can be a limiting factor.

My understanding is that our pool vehicles will be equipped with new Mossberg 590's with 14 inch barrels, speed feed stocks and tritium ghost ring sights. We'll be trading in our mixed bag of current shotguns towards the purchase of the new shotguns. While the assigned vehicles like mine will continue to carry our current issued shotguns, with the idea being to standardize the fleet in the next couple of years.

(we're not being serious x3 870s and 500s are fine shotguns, i just prefer the supernova)

actually have the 590 marinized, stainless, has the mythical 'Homeland Defender' engraving on it and includes the door breacher barrel. Have never seen another in stainless, save for the two I bought, shared one with a friend.

Prepare your anus?

yours is already prepared fag :3

Because I was sitting on your face, homo :P

I'll invite them up for a bite

Depends on how fast it's coming up the stairs.
Determine if it's friendly.
When in doubt, close the basement door.
Though it does have hands, so you might want to lock it.

I'd be lying if I said he wasn't kinda cute.

I like this, a thoughtful and well thought out response......

..... Yeah you are right about that ......

Show it some porn.

nightmare fuel XD