amber-aria comes in with this final concept piece. Lachlan is an Aussie, and he's half kangaroo and half rooster. A roo-ster!

He went to the same cooking school as the others, and specializes in European Cuisine. He's a souschef at a swanky restaurant, and also the lead guitarist and backup singer in the group's band, Queer Candy.

Lachland is also Jawbreaker's boyfriend of many, many years. He's very protective, despite being a bit of a punk, and is the only person that can generally get Jawbreaker to stop being so damn nervous.