So, a commission from Bodbloat...

And I'm still more than a little miffed at him (as one might tell from my expression).
I mean, this is a scientific endeavor. Telling me these things are fattening is like telling someone in a blind taste test that they're actually drinking coca-cola in both glasses but one is dyed pink to see if the taster bases their opinion on color. You're supposed to leave all observations up to me. And on top of that, 5 o'clock!
How the heck am I supposed to observe long-term effects if I only have 3 minutes to test them before needing to write up my report?!

What, were you guys expecting me to be mad about the actual slime inflation part? No!

I consider proper science and lab procedure important enough to get mad about. I'm glad I'm not an intern anymore and get to at least play a little part in ensuring future experiments are better managed. What's my new position at the company, you wonder?