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A silly little thing in which I try to do a similar "Naked" story as I did with Rango last year (And that ended up as one of my weakest works ever.), and now I'm trying it again but with Po from Kung Fu Panda instead.
After taking a little dip in the nude in a lake the pudgy panda warrior ends up getting his pants stolen and has to retrieve them!
Nothing more to add here then, hope you enjoy it and Kung Fu Panda belongs to DreamWorks.
It was a warm summer day as Po had decided to do something he didn't do very often.
Bathed.
He often never thought he was in the need of one and hence didn't do them more then a couple of times a year.
But when it today happen to be one of the hottest days of the year the fat kung fu panda decided to use this as one of those days so that he could take a dip.
Po was never the one to wear anything more then his short pants and his shoes, so his only option when going into the water was to do it naked!
He wasn't all that scared for anyone to find him, since the place he was swimming happen to be a small lake that was laid right behind the great temple from which he was living in. The only ones that could possible see him from there would in that case be his Kung Fu fighting friends, but he knew that they had all been leaving the day for an important mission so he had the whole day all to himself. (Another reason to why he was deciding to go Skinny Dipping.)
As he was enjoying his big fluffy (and naked) body swimming through and under the crystal clear and clean water Po felt like he was in another world.
When diving underwater he did a few kung fu moves just to feel his force moving the water around him. (It was also lots of fun to do a very slow spin or flip and feel how he had next to no gravity to make him fall down as he did so.)
As he got up again he decided to do some more crazy stuff, so he dived down again but this time he decided to do a "reverse dip", which was having what was usually above the surface now being underneath, and vice versa.
Basically it was Po's upper body staying underwater, while his bare bottom and legs was still up above the surface and kicking silly.
After doing that for some time Po once again came up to the surface, but this time he saw that he had company!
His worst fear was that it would have been Master Tigress who for some reason would have suddenly be back from the mission, but luckily for him it was just some random weasel guy. (But Po was still feeling a little bit embarrassed over the thought that he had been seeing him doing these crazy things in the lake.)
There was then just a few seconds of awkward silence as both Po and the weasel where just staring at each other.
"Uhm...Can I help you with something?" Po finally asked, as keeping himself floating at the same place was starting to feel pretty tiring.
"You are that famous Dragon Warrior, aren't you?" The strange weasel guy asked.
"Yes I am." Po answered in a pretty unnaturally "normal" voice, as he didn't really knew what else to say in a situation as this.
Looking down at what was laying next his feet the weasel guy pointed down and asked "Is this your clothes?"
"Yes they are." Po answered, once again feeling surprisingly "helpless" despite it only being him and the weasel present. (And the weasel stood only on about 3 feet in length.)
"Are you naked right now?" The weasel guy asked.
Still feeling to answer pretty honestly to every question given to him Po just said "Yes." as the weasel guy picked up his pants and looked closer at them.
Something that should be mentioned is that the weasel was actually wearing the same type of clothes as Po (Just some shorts and shoes.), but it was pretty clear that the size on Po's clothes was a lot bigger then his own.
Feeling that he just wanted to get dressed and get into the temple now Po asked loudly "Can I help you with anything?"
The weasel guy looked up from behind Po's pants (That he was holding up in front of his face.) and asked "Can you show me some of your Kung Fu moves?"
All Po really wanted to respond to that was "NO! Give me back my pants so that I wont have to walk back to the temple in the buff!", but given how gullible kind he always was he just swallowed his pride and asked "What would you want me to do?"
"Can you do some punches or kicks towards that tree?" The weasel asked and pointed to a big old tree, that looked to have been dead since many years.
"And if I do some tricks will you go away then?" Po asked, not trying to sound rude but actually starting to get a little annoyed by all of this.
This time the weasel didn't respond by talking, but instead just by giving him a small nod.
Sighing heavily Po made his way out of the water, and the weasel guy got for the first time really see the full body of the legendary Dragon Warrior.
Despite being a master on the martial arts Po was still a pretty hefty panda, with a gut that looked to have at least 200lbs of his total body weight on it.
Still he looked pretty bad ass as he came up from the lake, with the water in his fur glittering in the sunlight.
While being fat in the middle it still wasn't so big that it was blocking the sight of Po's private parts. (That for those wondering was white colored.)
Standing in front of the much smaller weasel guy Po could have easily just taken his pants and put them on right then and there, but not wanting to risk giving himself a "bad reputation" from acting rude to someone he decided to play along.
He was going to do some moves against that tree, and then he was going to take back his clothes.
Not being given any exact orders to what he shall do to take down the tree Po decided to just have some fun with it.
He started by first doing a few simple kicks and punches, but then he did some more advantaged stuff!
He started doing jump kicks, drop smashes and even a few splits in midair!
For Po this was actually like a bit of a rush. To be outside, naked, and doing some Kung Fu fighting ! He had never experienced how it would feel like to have the wind fly right between his open legs, and feeling his crotch parts hanging down and dangling as he split his legs and broke two thick branches off!
Finishing off he decided to use his big butt, and with a powerful "SMAHS!" into the massive tree trunk Po sent it tumbling over and then that was it!
Feeling both satisfied and a little sweaty from it all Po looked back to the weasel guy to hand over the pants to him, only to see that both of them was gone!
Po couldn't believe it! The small weasel guy and ran off with his pants while he was to busy taking down the tree!
Now he was standing outside, in bright daylight, with nothing to wear except for his shoes!
He could have at this point walked back to the temple and put on a new pair, except for the fact that those was his only pair! (Bathing wasn't the only thing Po almost never did, as he also never saw the need to own more then one set of pants.)
Po had some many great memories of those pants that he wasn't going to let this simple thief get away with it!
Putting on his shoes the naked panda warrior started running after the weasel, following the traces on the ground from where he had gone.
Po was expecting (Or rather hoping) on that they weasel was heading out further into the woods, but sadly the traces Po followed only lead him to one thing.
The gates to the city!
Hiding in some bushes next to the entrance the now nude Kung Fu Panda looked through the wide open gates, and could see in the middle of the marketing place that sneaky weasel, with his pants in his hands, and...trying to sell them to the highest bidder!
Po was not going to let this happen and was on his way to marsh in and reclaim them!...until he remembered that he was still naked and quickly went back to hide before anyone saw him!
He couldn't enter the town in his current state, so he needed another plan to get inside without embarrassing himself completely!
Looking up he saw that standing next to the bush he was hiding in was a pole with semi long ribbon dangling from it for decoration.
Knowing that he could probably make an okay loincloth out of that thing all Po needed now was a way to hide his identity, and when he saw a big pile of pretty dark mud he got an idea. It was a pretty dirty one, but he had to do it.
Running over to the mud pile Po started to cover himself (Or rather the white furred parts of him) in the dark mud as to get a complete one colour of himself.
He then ripped the ribbon of the pole, and tied it first around, and then had it hanging over both his front and back.
He looked and felt ridiculous, but he was hoping that it would work in keeping his identity anonymous.
Entering the town he did draw some eye staring from many people he passed, but it was luckily more for how he looked rather then WHO he was.
As he was walking down the street everybody assumed he was just a very big black bear who was on his way traveling somewhere. (And not carrying to have much of a wardrobe)
Still the only thing that was on Po's mind right now was where that weasel was, and if his pants still hadn't been bought yet!
Finally seeing the weasel the greedy rodents seemed to have not been happy with any of the offerings he had been given so far, so he was still holding the pants hard in his grip.
"Is there seriously nobody here that is interested in buying the pants that has belonged to one of the legendary dragon warriors?! Do you even have any ideas on how rare it is to find a pair of these that are whole?!" The weasel shouted, dragging along a big crowd in the process.
"Hopefully I can get this done without causing to much of a scene." Po thought as he walked through the crowd and up to the small weasel, that was currently having his back turned at him.
"Come on! Any offers?" The weasel shouted, and suddenly he heard a very upset voice saying "You stole those."
Turning around the weasel got first a little scared seeing this big black bear staring back at him, but then seeing the very muddy fur and lack of clothing the bear was wearing the weasel smirked and said "Oh, really? And what are you going to do about it?"
Po had been having just enough of this now, and he didn't care that he was in a very public area as he responded with "By kicking your ass!" before trying to smash his fist into the guy! (Who quickly jumped out of the way before the impact.)
"Not before I will kick your BARE ass!" The Weasel shouted before the fight was on with full force!
Po knew that fighting in his current state wasn't going to be easy (As any sudden move would cause his "outfit" to move so much that it risked flashing him!), but the weasel seemed to knew a few fight moves of his own!
Something that should have been mentioned earlier was that the weasel had a really big tail. A REALLY long, thick, and very fuzzy tail that could do next to anything!
When Po was trying to send a hard fist into the weasel, his tail blocked it!
When Po tried to do a belly flop onto the guy, he did a quick turn and used his big tail as a way to smack the panda back like it was a whip!
When Po thought he could do some quick jump around the guy to get him from an angle he couldn't reach, the weasel rested on his tail and then started spinning on it! (Creating a smaller tornado of kicks and punches to be sent onto the panda!)
(It was almost working as a third arm to the guy, as he was not using one of his real arms in the combat but holding a tight grip on Po's pants.)
When hit by the spin attack Po ended up falling onto his back, and when getting up he could see that everyone in the crowd was either staring or laughing at him!
Fearing that he had made his outfit show all of his front he looked down and saw that it all seemed to be okay.
"Then what are they laughing at?..." Po thought until he realized what else it could be.
Feeling on his back his fears was indeed true as the soft fabric of the ribbon had ended up getting stuck in the mud, showing his bare bear ass to everyone he was facing away from!
While trying to franticly get the ribbon free from the mud he saw how the weasel came jumping towards him with his tail coming up from behind him (A bit like the tail of a scorpion!), and Po had to forget about one side of him not being covered and dodge the attack!
"Guess I have to let them see my butt for the rest of the fight." Po thought as he got himself ready for his next move. "Good thing it wasn't the other end of the ribbon getting stuck!"
Po knew that this fight was not going so good so far.
The weasel could fight, he was (Unlike Po) dressed, and his latest move ended up making half of Po's outfit useless in covering him!
If he didn't do something very sudden to turns this around he would end up losing the fight, and his pants!
Looking first at his own pants and then the ones the weasel was wearing Po noticed something.
He could see that the pants the weasel wore had very wide legs holes, and that gave him an idea.
The weasel counted on him not doing any extreme things that would result in him showing what was underneath the loincloth, so he got completely taken by surprise when Po suddenly came charging towards him and then did a jump and a flip straight over him!
As Po was flying upside down in the air he could feel how the ribbon in front of him ended up in his face, and he knew that for at least a second or two he was completely exposed to everyone.
"It's still worth it for what I am about to do." Po thought as he nailed the landing. (And his ribbon luckily went back down to cover his front.)
With fast as lighting reflexes Po took the weasel's tail and stuck it inside the open pant's leg, before saying to the weasel "How about you trying to give me another whip attack?"
The weasel foolishly did just what Po wanted him to do, and as he turned around and whip with his tail a loud "RIP!!!" could be heard!
There was just a silent moment first, as the weasel could feel how much more of a "Draft" over his body.
Looking down he saw that he when he had done his whip attach he had in fact ripped his own pants completely off!
Looking around like crazy for where they were Po just pointed his arm up, and as the weasel looked up his heart almost dropped completely.
High up at the top of a tall tower, in the mouth of a stone dragon that worked as a Gargoyle where his pants! (Flapping in the wind in pieces, like the flag of a fallen army.)
"My pants..." Was all the Weasel could say before getting the pants he was holding pulled from his hands, and then pushed onto the ground.
"Looks like you wont get to sell these stolen pants after all." Po said before running away from the place.
"Hey! Come back! Without any pants how am I suppose to cover myself up?!" The weasel shouted as he tried to run after the big black bear, but he stopped when he noticed something.
When he had been getting knocked over on his back the weasel had been having his thick fuzzy tail coming up between his legs and lay over his crotch area, and when he started to chase Po it was still staying in place.
The weird thing was that he actually enjoyed it this way!
He was still naked, yes. But this way he didn't need to think about wearing any clothes for most of the year (Except for winter), and it did feel very good to feel it so close to his body.
"I have to say, I do love how my big fluffy tail is rubbing up against my butt cheeks and my..." The weasel said until what looked like two city guards took and grabbed him by both his arms, and started to drag him away!
"Hey! What gives?" The weasel shouted, to which one of the guard (A Ox) said "We are arresting you for indecent exposure, you perv!"
"What?! But how can you call this exposing myself if I am still covering myself up with my tail?! You can't see my privates!" The weasel shouted to the guards, who simply didn't care to listen to what he said and continued dragging him to the city's jail cell.
Po continued to just running away as quickly as possible, and when he finally stopped by the lake where all of this had started he looked down and saw that he was all naked again! (His self-made loincloth must have ended up getting stuck in some bushes on the way.)
He was still as alone as when he had been skinny dipping earlier, and looking at his own reflection of himself as this "Black Bear" he couldn't help but laugh a little over everything he had been doing.
Running through the woods naked.
Dress himself up in mud and a loincloth.
And having done a full on Kung Fu fight in the middle of the day in the middle of the village!
"Po, you crazy, CRAZY, guy!" The panda thought to himself as he took at quick dip into the lake and got all of the mud of his body.
As he got up and was on his way to put on his pants again he hesitated at first, and then decided to just curl them up and hold them in his one hand as he made his walk back to the temple.
"Still no one else back home yet, might as well enjoy the warm sun a bit more." Po thought as he made his (This time extra slow) walk back to the temple, while still wearing only his shoes.
"Maybe I should also try making some nightly visits to the city dressed like this? Hidden in the shadows!" Po thought as he was starting to like this "Exhibitionist" side of him more and more.
After taking a little dip in the nude in a lake the pudgy panda warrior ends up getting his pants stolen and has to retrieve them!
Nothing more to add here then, hope you enjoy it and Kung Fu Panda belongs to DreamWorks.
It was a warm summer day as Po had decided to do something he didn't do very often.
Bathed.
He often never thought he was in the need of one and hence didn't do them more then a couple of times a year.
But when it today happen to be one of the hottest days of the year the fat kung fu panda decided to use this as one of those days so that he could take a dip.
Po was never the one to wear anything more then his short pants and his shoes, so his only option when going into the water was to do it naked!
He wasn't all that scared for anyone to find him, since the place he was swimming happen to be a small lake that was laid right behind the great temple from which he was living in. The only ones that could possible see him from there would in that case be his Kung Fu fighting friends, but he knew that they had all been leaving the day for an important mission so he had the whole day all to himself. (Another reason to why he was deciding to go Skinny Dipping.)
As he was enjoying his big fluffy (and naked) body swimming through and under the crystal clear and clean water Po felt like he was in another world.
When diving underwater he did a few kung fu moves just to feel his force moving the water around him. (It was also lots of fun to do a very slow spin or flip and feel how he had next to no gravity to make him fall down as he did so.)
As he got up again he decided to do some more crazy stuff, so he dived down again but this time he decided to do a "reverse dip", which was having what was usually above the surface now being underneath, and vice versa.
Basically it was Po's upper body staying underwater, while his bare bottom and legs was still up above the surface and kicking silly.
After doing that for some time Po once again came up to the surface, but this time he saw that he had company!
His worst fear was that it would have been Master Tigress who for some reason would have suddenly be back from the mission, but luckily for him it was just some random weasel guy. (But Po was still feeling a little bit embarrassed over the thought that he had been seeing him doing these crazy things in the lake.)
There was then just a few seconds of awkward silence as both Po and the weasel where just staring at each other.
"Uhm...Can I help you with something?" Po finally asked, as keeping himself floating at the same place was starting to feel pretty tiring.
"You are that famous Dragon Warrior, aren't you?" The strange weasel guy asked.
"Yes I am." Po answered in a pretty unnaturally "normal" voice, as he didn't really knew what else to say in a situation as this.
Looking down at what was laying next his feet the weasel guy pointed down and asked "Is this your clothes?"
"Yes they are." Po answered, once again feeling surprisingly "helpless" despite it only being him and the weasel present. (And the weasel stood only on about 3 feet in length.)
"Are you naked right now?" The weasel guy asked.
Still feeling to answer pretty honestly to every question given to him Po just said "Yes." as the weasel guy picked up his pants and looked closer at them.
Something that should be mentioned is that the weasel was actually wearing the same type of clothes as Po (Just some shorts and shoes.), but it was pretty clear that the size on Po's clothes was a lot bigger then his own.
Feeling that he just wanted to get dressed and get into the temple now Po asked loudly "Can I help you with anything?"
The weasel guy looked up from behind Po's pants (That he was holding up in front of his face.) and asked "Can you show me some of your Kung Fu moves?"
All Po really wanted to respond to that was "NO! Give me back my pants so that I wont have to walk back to the temple in the buff!", but given how gullible kind he always was he just swallowed his pride and asked "What would you want me to do?"
"Can you do some punches or kicks towards that tree?" The weasel asked and pointed to a big old tree, that looked to have been dead since many years.
"And if I do some tricks will you go away then?" Po asked, not trying to sound rude but actually starting to get a little annoyed by all of this.
This time the weasel didn't respond by talking, but instead just by giving him a small nod.
Sighing heavily Po made his way out of the water, and the weasel guy got for the first time really see the full body of the legendary Dragon Warrior.
Despite being a master on the martial arts Po was still a pretty hefty panda, with a gut that looked to have at least 200lbs of his total body weight on it.
Still he looked pretty bad ass as he came up from the lake, with the water in his fur glittering in the sunlight.
While being fat in the middle it still wasn't so big that it was blocking the sight of Po's private parts. (That for those wondering was white colored.)
Standing in front of the much smaller weasel guy Po could have easily just taken his pants and put them on right then and there, but not wanting to risk giving himself a "bad reputation" from acting rude to someone he decided to play along.
He was going to do some moves against that tree, and then he was going to take back his clothes.
Not being given any exact orders to what he shall do to take down the tree Po decided to just have some fun with it.
He started by first doing a few simple kicks and punches, but then he did some more advantaged stuff!
He started doing jump kicks, drop smashes and even a few splits in midair!
For Po this was actually like a bit of a rush. To be outside, naked, and doing some Kung Fu fighting ! He had never experienced how it would feel like to have the wind fly right between his open legs, and feeling his crotch parts hanging down and dangling as he split his legs and broke two thick branches off!
Finishing off he decided to use his big butt, and with a powerful "SMAHS!" into the massive tree trunk Po sent it tumbling over and then that was it!
Feeling both satisfied and a little sweaty from it all Po looked back to the weasel guy to hand over the pants to him, only to see that both of them was gone!
Po couldn't believe it! The small weasel guy and ran off with his pants while he was to busy taking down the tree!
Now he was standing outside, in bright daylight, with nothing to wear except for his shoes!
He could have at this point walked back to the temple and put on a new pair, except for the fact that those was his only pair! (Bathing wasn't the only thing Po almost never did, as he also never saw the need to own more then one set of pants.)
Po had some many great memories of those pants that he wasn't going to let this simple thief get away with it!
Putting on his shoes the naked panda warrior started running after the weasel, following the traces on the ground from where he had gone.
Po was expecting (Or rather hoping) on that they weasel was heading out further into the woods, but sadly the traces Po followed only lead him to one thing.
The gates to the city!
Hiding in some bushes next to the entrance the now nude Kung Fu Panda looked through the wide open gates, and could see in the middle of the marketing place that sneaky weasel, with his pants in his hands, and...trying to sell them to the highest bidder!
Po was not going to let this happen and was on his way to marsh in and reclaim them!...until he remembered that he was still naked and quickly went back to hide before anyone saw him!
He couldn't enter the town in his current state, so he needed another plan to get inside without embarrassing himself completely!
Looking up he saw that standing next to the bush he was hiding in was a pole with semi long ribbon dangling from it for decoration.
Knowing that he could probably make an okay loincloth out of that thing all Po needed now was a way to hide his identity, and when he saw a big pile of pretty dark mud he got an idea. It was a pretty dirty one, but he had to do it.
Running over to the mud pile Po started to cover himself (Or rather the white furred parts of him) in the dark mud as to get a complete one colour of himself.
He then ripped the ribbon of the pole, and tied it first around, and then had it hanging over both his front and back.
He looked and felt ridiculous, but he was hoping that it would work in keeping his identity anonymous.
Entering the town he did draw some eye staring from many people he passed, but it was luckily more for how he looked rather then WHO he was.
As he was walking down the street everybody assumed he was just a very big black bear who was on his way traveling somewhere. (And not carrying to have much of a wardrobe)
Still the only thing that was on Po's mind right now was where that weasel was, and if his pants still hadn't been bought yet!
Finally seeing the weasel the greedy rodents seemed to have not been happy with any of the offerings he had been given so far, so he was still holding the pants hard in his grip.
"Is there seriously nobody here that is interested in buying the pants that has belonged to one of the legendary dragon warriors?! Do you even have any ideas on how rare it is to find a pair of these that are whole?!" The weasel shouted, dragging along a big crowd in the process.
"Hopefully I can get this done without causing to much of a scene." Po thought as he walked through the crowd and up to the small weasel, that was currently having his back turned at him.
"Come on! Any offers?" The weasel shouted, and suddenly he heard a very upset voice saying "You stole those."
Turning around the weasel got first a little scared seeing this big black bear staring back at him, but then seeing the very muddy fur and lack of clothing the bear was wearing the weasel smirked and said "Oh, really? And what are you going to do about it?"
Po had been having just enough of this now, and he didn't care that he was in a very public area as he responded with "By kicking your ass!" before trying to smash his fist into the guy! (Who quickly jumped out of the way before the impact.)
"Not before I will kick your BARE ass!" The Weasel shouted before the fight was on with full force!
Po knew that fighting in his current state wasn't going to be easy (As any sudden move would cause his "outfit" to move so much that it risked flashing him!), but the weasel seemed to knew a few fight moves of his own!
Something that should have been mentioned earlier was that the weasel had a really big tail. A REALLY long, thick, and very fuzzy tail that could do next to anything!
When Po was trying to send a hard fist into the weasel, his tail blocked it!
When Po tried to do a belly flop onto the guy, he did a quick turn and used his big tail as a way to smack the panda back like it was a whip!
When Po thought he could do some quick jump around the guy to get him from an angle he couldn't reach, the weasel rested on his tail and then started spinning on it! (Creating a smaller tornado of kicks and punches to be sent onto the panda!)
(It was almost working as a third arm to the guy, as he was not using one of his real arms in the combat but holding a tight grip on Po's pants.)
When hit by the spin attack Po ended up falling onto his back, and when getting up he could see that everyone in the crowd was either staring or laughing at him!
Fearing that he had made his outfit show all of his front he looked down and saw that it all seemed to be okay.
"Then what are they laughing at?..." Po thought until he realized what else it could be.
Feeling on his back his fears was indeed true as the soft fabric of the ribbon had ended up getting stuck in the mud, showing his bare bear ass to everyone he was facing away from!
While trying to franticly get the ribbon free from the mud he saw how the weasel came jumping towards him with his tail coming up from behind him (A bit like the tail of a scorpion!), and Po had to forget about one side of him not being covered and dodge the attack!
"Guess I have to let them see my butt for the rest of the fight." Po thought as he got himself ready for his next move. "Good thing it wasn't the other end of the ribbon getting stuck!"
Po knew that this fight was not going so good so far.
The weasel could fight, he was (Unlike Po) dressed, and his latest move ended up making half of Po's outfit useless in covering him!
If he didn't do something very sudden to turns this around he would end up losing the fight, and his pants!
Looking first at his own pants and then the ones the weasel was wearing Po noticed something.
He could see that the pants the weasel wore had very wide legs holes, and that gave him an idea.
The weasel counted on him not doing any extreme things that would result in him showing what was underneath the loincloth, so he got completely taken by surprise when Po suddenly came charging towards him and then did a jump and a flip straight over him!
As Po was flying upside down in the air he could feel how the ribbon in front of him ended up in his face, and he knew that for at least a second or two he was completely exposed to everyone.
"It's still worth it for what I am about to do." Po thought as he nailed the landing. (And his ribbon luckily went back down to cover his front.)
With fast as lighting reflexes Po took the weasel's tail and stuck it inside the open pant's leg, before saying to the weasel "How about you trying to give me another whip attack?"
The weasel foolishly did just what Po wanted him to do, and as he turned around and whip with his tail a loud "RIP!!!" could be heard!
There was just a silent moment first, as the weasel could feel how much more of a "Draft" over his body.
Looking down he saw that he when he had done his whip attach he had in fact ripped his own pants completely off!
Looking around like crazy for where they were Po just pointed his arm up, and as the weasel looked up his heart almost dropped completely.
High up at the top of a tall tower, in the mouth of a stone dragon that worked as a Gargoyle where his pants! (Flapping in the wind in pieces, like the flag of a fallen army.)
"My pants..." Was all the Weasel could say before getting the pants he was holding pulled from his hands, and then pushed onto the ground.
"Looks like you wont get to sell these stolen pants after all." Po said before running away from the place.
"Hey! Come back! Without any pants how am I suppose to cover myself up?!" The weasel shouted as he tried to run after the big black bear, but he stopped when he noticed something.
When he had been getting knocked over on his back the weasel had been having his thick fuzzy tail coming up between his legs and lay over his crotch area, and when he started to chase Po it was still staying in place.
The weird thing was that he actually enjoyed it this way!
He was still naked, yes. But this way he didn't need to think about wearing any clothes for most of the year (Except for winter), and it did feel very good to feel it so close to his body.
"I have to say, I do love how my big fluffy tail is rubbing up against my butt cheeks and my..." The weasel said until what looked like two city guards took and grabbed him by both his arms, and started to drag him away!
"Hey! What gives?" The weasel shouted, to which one of the guard (A Ox) said "We are arresting you for indecent exposure, you perv!"
"What?! But how can you call this exposing myself if I am still covering myself up with my tail?! You can't see my privates!" The weasel shouted to the guards, who simply didn't care to listen to what he said and continued dragging him to the city's jail cell.
Po continued to just running away as quickly as possible, and when he finally stopped by the lake where all of this had started he looked down and saw that he was all naked again! (His self-made loincloth must have ended up getting stuck in some bushes on the way.)
He was still as alone as when he had been skinny dipping earlier, and looking at his own reflection of himself as this "Black Bear" he couldn't help but laugh a little over everything he had been doing.
Running through the woods naked.
Dress himself up in mud and a loincloth.
And having done a full on Kung Fu fight in the middle of the day in the middle of the village!
"Po, you crazy, CRAZY, guy!" The panda thought to himself as he took at quick dip into the lake and got all of the mud of his body.
As he got up and was on his way to put on his pants again he hesitated at first, and then decided to just curl them up and hold them in his one hand as he made his walk back to the temple.
"Still no one else back home yet, might as well enjoy the warm sun a bit more." Po thought as he made his (This time extra slow) walk back to the temple, while still wearing only his shoes.
"Maybe I should also try making some nightly visits to the city dressed like this? Hidden in the shadows!" Po thought as he was starting to like this "Exhibitionist" side of him more and more.
Category Story / All
Species Panda
Size 50 x 50px
File Size 55 kB
I really enjoyed this story and the Rango one I'd love to see more like these.
Just a little tip though, you should describe the characters more througly, avoiding saying things like "I forgot to mention his tail acts like an arm", etc. If you do that, the result will be more solid :3
Just a little tip though, you should describe the characters more througly, avoiding saying things like "I forgot to mention his tail acts like an arm", etc. If you do that, the result will be more solid :3
No.
Only had the idea for this one time.
I did do this, which is kind of similar.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/29187090/
Only had the idea for this one time.
I did do this, which is kind of similar.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/29187090/
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