
Category Photography / General Furry Art
Species Bear (Other)
Size 472 x 611px
File Size 47.7 kB
" NEW! From GDLS! The M-745776995647-A4 Tactical Picnic Defense System! Laser, radar, sonar, and IR tracking of up to 25 simultaneous ground, air and sea targets! Armed with your choice of most NATO weapons systems up to 155MM, and a host of missile variants! Advanced IFF and target threat-analysis, with an onboard computer! Weighs in at 75 tons, able to contain and defend up to a 12 person picnic! Operators are standing by!*
*Unit is not airmobile, nor self-righting. Some settling may occur. Offer not applicable in all states.
*Unit is not airmobile, nor self-righting. Some settling may occur. Offer not applicable in all states.
Well, how important is the defense of yer picnic basket, hhhmmm? Want those nasty un-American-hippy-pinko-religious-extremist-multi-racial-non-standard-WEIRDOs getting yer food?!
I mean, c'mon. It only costs 756,654,321.32, for the Platinum package. Discounts on bulk orders.
I mean, c'mon. It only costs 756,654,321.32, for the Platinum package. Discounts on bulk orders.
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