Ulit Ain... You are heartless^^
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"A certain man heard word of a prostitue who could sing the country's anthem while giving oral sex. Intrigued, he searched until he was able to find her. They agreed on a price, and she led him to a room.
Before she started, she said that the only catch was that the lights had to be off during sex. The man agreed to it, and she turned off the lights and set something on the nightstand. Then she began to go down on him while singing the country's anthem.
The man finished, satisfied, but spent the next week trying to figure out exactly how she performed the feat. Finally, he decided to go back and have her perform again. This time, however, he grabbed the object she placed on the nightstand after the lights went out.
When he left again, he reached into his pocket...
...and drew out a glass eye."
Before she started, she said that the only catch was that the lights had to be off during sex. The man agreed to it, and she turned off the lights and set something on the nightstand. Then she began to go down on him while singing the country's anthem.
The man finished, satisfied, but spent the next week trying to figure out exactly how she performed the feat. Finally, he decided to go back and have her perform again. This time, however, he grabbed the object she placed on the nightstand after the lights went out.
When he left again, he reached into his pocket...
...and drew out a glass eye."
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