This reminded me of a fun fact: The head of the Chechen Republic, Ramzan Kadyrov, once posted a picture of himself standing in a field that said to stop sending him appeals over Instagram, with the hashtag #OrthisiswhereIwillburyyou.
"It's either jail, or you go stay at Russet's place."
"Wait, what? That 'fan club' guy?"
*Her eyes slowly pan over*
*He waves, smiling broadly*
*A chill goes up Electra's spine*
*The smiling does not cease*
"How long in jail?"
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