My friends.

In a bold and admirably futile move, LuckyCyberBunny from DA has made the erroneous claim that Baby is the Bestest OC EVAR:

http://luckycyberbunny.deviantart.c.....EVAR-108887869

We all know that this is a manifestation of the sad delusions of a madwoman, for SVETLANA is clearly the better Bestest OC EVAR.

Baby is nothing but a anti-Sue, a pathetic attempt to pwn the TMNT fandoms with her charmingly zaftig figure and her penchant for donuts.

I endeavor to demonstrate that Baby is a False Prophet. PAY HER NO MIND.

Svetlana, formerly a poor common office pet of a Japanese Imperial soldier (in reality an UTROM SPYYYYYYYY), was transformed in infancy into the stunning beauty you see above and was ABDUCTED at the tender age of 3 by one of Zhukov's men as the Red Army overran Manchuria in 1945.

Despite her physical abnormalities, she was groomed by the Soviet authorities to participate in the 1972 Munich Olympics as a member of the women's swim team. Tragically, she was ruled ineligible to compete when the IOC determined that no non-human participants would be allowed to enter the games.

This was the beginning of her dependence on anabolic steroids and terrapin growth hormone in her desperate attempt to prove herself in the Russian athletic arena. Svetlana's downward spiral into the sordid world of performance enhancing drugs and alcohol resulted in a ruptured bicep during an ill-advised drinking and powerlifting session with her buddy Yuri.

This accident motivated her to clean up her act and she was on track to becoming the world's first terrapin cosmonaut when the collapse of the Soviet Union thwarted yet another one of her dreams.

In the economic chaos succeeding the fall of communism, she found employment as a bouncer at the hottest Moscow nightclubs frequented by the oligarchs. Her unusual appearance ensured constant employment, as her exotic looks surpassed even that of a native African door man, and her gruff demeanor ensured that "'face control" was rigidly enforced.