309 – Ol’ Four Eyes

Court Stenographer for the Garbage Council, Keeper of the Scrolls, and Curator of the Library of Tears, a position he assumed, unbidden, after the unexplained disappearance of his predeccessor. Ol’ Four Eyes is literate in Pig Latin, Ubbi Dubbi, Gibberish, Hobo Signs, Tramp Stamps, Bum Sigils, and Middle Tatterdemalion — Tatterdemalion being a moribund dialect derived from High Gamine. Ol’ Four Eyes was killed by a runaway tin lizzy in 1928.