Beware suspicious looking strangers and always make sure you keep your kids on a very short leash.

Look after them but try not to hound them too much

You don't want to screw the pooch with your child's safety

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Must be ruff having a kid

I'm done.

If my kid ever ran off with a stranger like that they'd be in for a pounding

Sorry, that's it I promise!

I think Jellizabeth may have a slight, broad Russian accent. Not sure about using speech in general though. We'll see.