"Whats that?" the boy asked, looking at the strange drawing Morganna was working on in class that day.
"I had a monstner under my bed!" she said, her bright eyes dancing.
"A monster under your bed?" he replied big eyed. "But... you live in the big castle with.. you know. the Draculitch. There's monsters all over the place up there."
"Yeah but there nice monstners, this one was a dweamon and it went "Gnom gnom gnom!" like that and had really big teef like this!" she said bearing her own tiny fangs and biting at the air in front of her.
"What did you do?" asked the boy in a whisper as frightened as one could be by the blood chilling story as only a child can be.
"I went EEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOWAAAAAA! Like that." she said, screaming like a bansidie on the warpath.
The boy shook his head and after getting back the majority of his hearing asked. "What happened then?"
"Then my uncle came in and said "Forsoofies! what tewor doffies awaken zee!" and then he looked around with his big burning eyes and said "I sensy da foul stenchies of dweamons on my footsies!"
"Afoot, most likely is what he was saying." the boy replied.
"Why only one foot and not on both footsies?" she said with great seriousness.
"Afoot, it means something around here." he informed her.
"Of course your footsies are around here! There on the end of your legs!" she cried gleefully at the opportunity to enlighten him as to the nature of feet and there location.
"Never mind." he said with a roll of his eyes. "What happened then?
"Then he did that thingy with his bony long claws and my bed slid across the floor and there the big fat deweamon was sitting going Gnom gnom gnom! but then he saw my uncle and his pointy finger claws and went all stiff like and my uncle stood there and did his really long shadow thing and his eyes got all glowy with fire and smoke came out of his mouth like he does when the zombies shed bits all over the carpet and then he goes "Foofish minion of da hellfish nefer regons! Tho haf aroused my ir wif dine tresspass! Now dow shall suffer mos fowl! Thy tormunt shall be as untio legon and thy punersment never ending!" and a whole lot more really big words that mean "I is gonna kick your butt so hard!" then my uncle gave the dweamon the boot with his bony footsie and the dweamons butt caught on fire and he flew out the window going "OWWWIIIEEEESSS! Then i got some milk and a cookie and went back to sleep, the end!" she said primly with a smile.
He stared at her for a long moment and then walked away.
Morganna shrugged her shoulders. Boys, she could never under stand them at all...

My attempt to do a bit of crayon like art based solely on what i think a little girl who lived in a castle full of monsters would come up with if she were to draw what happened from time to time....
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