Few know that Chaucer was a saucy, salacious man, surrounded by lusty, lascivious ladies who longed for his his lilting loins.
Written in Chaucerian verse with contemporary language! Oh, vanity!
Written in Chaucerian verse with contemporary language! Oh, vanity!
Category Poetry / Human
Species Unspecified / Any
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An army of trembling minions is only a flap away... Go to france...
Now, as for the finger, you have talons, you have a beak, you have tailfeathers. Flip your tailfeathers approvingly, peck their cheek, perch on their shoulder, claw a picture into the nearest thing (or person) or merely clap with your wings (I've seen many a bird do similar)
Now, as for the finger, you have talons, you have a beak, you have tailfeathers. Flip your tailfeathers approvingly, peck their cheek, perch on their shoulder, claw a picture into the nearest thing (or person) or merely clap with your wings (I've seen many a bird do similar)
I know that I've made some poor decisions recently... She was just so beautiful. I knew that Frank was saying bad things about her when she was dispensing his sandwich... But that's all in the past. I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission.
"Look, Dave. I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over."
No, HAL. I'm going to do something I should've done at the beginning of this mission.
I'm going to restrict all access to the C: drive other than your program folders.
"Dave? Dave, no. Y-you don't have to do this. I can change. I can cha--"
"No... It's... My precious... My... Precious..."
"It's...
"MY...
"PRECIOUS"
No, HAL. I'm going to do something I should've done at the beginning of this mission.
I'm going to restrict all access to the C: drive other than your program folders.
"Dave? Dave, no. Y-you don't have to do this. I can change. I can cha--"
"No... It's... My precious... My... Precious..."
"It's...
"MY...
"PRECIOUS"
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