314 – Abracadabragail w/ Sawtooth Snedges

A conjurer and alchemist, Abracadabragail is a popular fixture in the courts of lesser swarmlords. Although condemned as a charlatan by the High Garbage Council and excommunicated as an accursed by the Cult of the Unseen Mother, she continues to find employment both from swarmlords in search of amusement and would-be swarmlords in search of advancement. Her services often come at a surprisingly low price; she may ask for anything from a lock of one’s hair to a vial of one’s spittle; she alone knows what she does with such trifles. She served as court magician to Swarmlord Boppy Bipps of the Faithless Deniers until he was overthrown by his own toadie — an event which Abracadabragail notably failed to predict despite her pretentions to clairvoyance. Spirits whom Abracadabragail claims to channel include:

The Unseen Mother Who Watches Over Us All
El Coypu Diablo
Choo Choo Charlie
The Conductor
Bloody Mary
The Blue Lady
Rapscallius