that's one funky smellin' Tamagochi!

Oh good lord.

I blame Sublimate...

That's not fair and you know it.

Yes, I know it, and its true.

Those suckers were easy to raise when you learned how to cheat.

Oh geez X3

I love how I can pick thumbnails of your art from groups of other thumbnails

This is my fetish.
GOOD TO KNOW I'M NOT ALONE

I SPEAK FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NO VOICE.

Or... don't exist. Either or.

technicolor_pie: obscure fetish ambassador of THE WORLD.

ohhh dead tamagotchi is so hot. XDDDD

THis sounds like every watch I've ever owned. Instead of buying a new battery, which would probably be the normal thing to do, I'll just go and buy a whole new watch.

Yup. Same thing with me. But in my defense I'd usually also lose the watch and they were fairly cheap.

Well, I do that too. Heh

XD LOL!!!

I'm part of the subculture: dead Star Wars Tamagotchi. Yoda has been silent for well over 9 years.

And then my mind shut down owing the absurdity of the internet. I hope you're proud of yourself.

WTF @ Your icon XD

POOR SUDOWOODO! D=

2nd

Heeheee, Well there ARE worse things than this.

Ahaha, oh god. XD

This has never crossed my mind before. Ever.
It looked like a waterballoon at first too. 8U

I think you need to work with meta estates and some tinkering until you can find a way to make a dead tamagochi thingmajigger arousable in some way.

Would this count as necrophilia?

Yes.

Whoa.

Tehnonecrophilia?

LOL

Lima
Oscar
Lima

HOT

Lol God reminds of of when I went to school with 34 of the fuckers hooked to my pants X'D

I came.

Again.

And again.

JESUS FUCK, IT WON'T STOP

OH GOD, SOMEBODY CALL 911

GURKH

Clean up, folks. Need a mop here.

AHAHA
I hella just got a Tamagotchi from a thrift store like three days ago
First gen, still in the box, ONE DOLLAR.
THESE THINGS USED TO BE LIKE $20

Try $35 here in the UK!

And there was a shortage too, which meant people would happily stab their fellow man to get one first

I remember that! Like, little nine year old me walking through Toys R Us and seeing Tamagotchi in a glass case and thinking OH MY GOD THERE'S ONE, WANT <3

Much the same as me...

Except I'm such a nerd that I cared far less about the virtual pet aspect of the device than I did about its technology.
I wanted it because it was a gadget, had buttons and displayed stuff on a SCREEN

When mine died, the reset couldn't save it, nor could a mere battery change- I had dismantled it with a screwdriver to see what made it work and lacked the expertise to put it back together correctly... =(

Sounds like my mate. XD

ahahaha < 3

IMA CALL THE INHUMANE SOCIETY ON YOUS

Mine had a scat fetish. It evolved into a Mametchi and I NEVER FLUSHED ITS POO. Seriously, it was just waddling around in little doodles all like ~la la I love doodoo NNNGGGH *plop* Oh yeah that's good lalala la la lalal~

The Tamagotchis that could visit each other would sometimes give boxes with poo in them as presents. And be really proud of themselves for doing it.

My Mametchi would've came.

But I stopped playing with it and lost the game, so now your puppy dude would be the one to cum.

On a side note, I imagine the guy in this having the same voice as the baby in those E-Trade commercials.

Wow....epically screwed up and hilarious XD

I always wanted a Tamagotchi XD

This makes as much sense as the "heart porn" that seems to be sweeping the fandom.

heartpornwat

The newest furry fetish. I guess people get off on uh... you know in those old cartoons when the character sees a hot chick and you see their heart pop outta their chest in that toony way? Yeah.. it's THAT. That's all it is. I've seen it on the front page marked as ADULT, and I lawl. I asked someone about it once, and that's all it is.

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

My bad, it gets better.. look at AssButt's link right below our conversation.

what submission are we talking about here?

There's a lot of them. You might catch one on the front of FA sometimes. Actually.. here's one: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/786381/
But this one isn't typical of them.

a lot you say? geez you'd think it'd get it's own catagory or something X3

I'm sure it will.

I found one of the tamagotchi things around my house, and strangely this came up...

:/ no, not it

Wow, the things you think up are...Hilarious! :3

A dead Tamagotchi? I have a green, glowing, radioactive isotope on my key-chain that's illegal in a lot of countries including the US!

TOP THAT!

this fetish: i have it
god i love this creepy dog guy, aaaghhhhhh

My favorite obscure fetish I found today was this:

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=51194

thank you internet, for showing me this

I think Purple Pussy parodied the furry fandom in a very similar fashion...

Humanity continues to boggle my mind.

http://www.carstuckgirls.com/

THE BEST PART IS WHEN HER MIATA BREAKS DOWN.

hotness XD lol!

this is why we can't have nice things

Lol what?

Mine ALWAYS died ;O; Then I'd sell them to other people...does that make me a pimp?

necro-thechno-philia?

I accidentally killed my Tamagotchi once. I never recovered from the heartbreak...OR MAYBE THE HOTNESS? :O

My tamagotchi keychain fell victim to the dreaded "Car Door"

i had a gigapet, and that thing was worthless. tamagotchis could supposedly actually stay asleep for a specified amount of time, but no matter what I did, mine always silently woke up at two in the morning and was dead in a pile of its own excrement when I woke up at 6.

Oh god
This is brilliant
His facial expression seals the deal XD

Seems perfectly reasonable to pop a hate boner for the little maggots.

the other 492
what are they >:[

You could put a new battery in it and neglect it again to get #494, Tamagotchi snuff porn.

Oh Tamagotchi you foul temptress

This fetish now exists. For reference, see "Quantum Fetish Mechanics".

"Quantum Fetish Mechanics: The act of thinking up a new kind of fetish causes that fetish to exist. Someone probably even has a website dedicated to it."

WWW.DEADTAMAGOTCHIXXX.COM anyone?

ELECTRONECROPHILIA FTW

wait what

*giggles*

bahahahahahaha

to funnyily random not to fav xDD

Necrozootechnophilia.

LOL Is he jerking of from tamagochi.