Couldn't BEE better. And yerself?

BEEn a while since I was here!

YAY, you updated!

MOM SAYS SHE'S PROUD

SHE BETTER BE

dont you mean "SHE BETTER BEE"? >V>

NO, NO BEE PUNS. YOU'D HAVE TO BRIBE ME WITH GIRLY BOY ART TO MAKE ME DO BEE PUNS.

one might almost say...

TISFOOLISH TO TRY AND GET YOU TO MAKE A BEE PUN EH?

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

I bee-lieve that is a problem :D

You have a really long username, how do you manage

After the word, I just slide across the numbers

Take the Lord's name in vain and run the risk!

I always take the Lord's name in vain and risk it every day of my life.

I could tell by all the bees?

Well you should learn to watch your fucking language!

Boy that must really STING

STOKER YOU APOLOGIZE

god you always gotta be such a drama QUEEN

get it because

bees

have queens

You didn't know opening windows summons bees.

I didn't, no.

I believe that like I believe that girl on Pornhub who's ready to fuck and lives 1.8 miles away

Gold

That's why I prefer Linux instead :/

How the fuck has no one noticed this golden response holy shit

OMG I didn't even remember this! xD Thanks for bringing it up again!

in my case are the mosquitoes .. especially now that a potentially deadly epidemic around where I live... It makes walks in the park a little more exciting hehehe

Well that must SUCK OH, OH HO HO LOOK AT ME GO

DO NOT OPEN THE DAMN WINDOW !! they will make horrible things whit you .. D:

Did your government tell people to not get pregnant for a while?

Hooray, you didn't jump off a clock tower!

I did, but I got better

Glad to see you back in action, I couldn't bee-lieve it. :D

I'm back to back buttcrack touching buttcrack

This is how horror movies start out

Bee afraid!

Attack of the huge asshole starring me

Don't you think your beeing a little harsh on yourself? Or are you just beeing yourself?

It's unBEElieveable that I made a dumb bee pun in this sentence.

Also, it's always nice to see your pictures. : >

Well thank you! I've run out of bee puns.

(lazy-ass bee pun)

TRY HARDER APOCALYPSE DOG

Why not have a BEEr and relax?

BEEn there done that

"(I'm just asking for bee memes here)"

Not the bees!

https://media.giphy.com/media/107x6.....fH9e/giphy.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc

That's all I can think of... or BEE bothered to put. :p

Fuck, you're back.

I don't know you. o.O

Dammit, not you, the rat-man-thing.

I AM BACK

AHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oroH9C_o6K4

Same but in the shower.

I don't want to use your Shower, Tor

The bathroom window had a tiny hole and that led ta the most horrifying 5am of my life TT^TT

I fucking love bees

DO YOU CALL THEM HONEY?

Bees for the bee god

Too far, Infamy

Totes relevant: http://giphy.com/gifs/oprah-bees-dcubXtnbck0RG

I somehow knew this would get linked.

The expression in the first panel is priceless! X'DD Good to see ya again >w<

Thank you! AND THANK YOU AGAIN

You're welcome, welcome, welcome! ;D

https://youtu.be/PYtXuBN1Hvc?t=1m9s

BEES ARE MY ART

Your comics are like grade A, free range organic no hormones shitposts and I would even go to wholefoods for them

That's why they got 'em at Chipotle*

*Not sponsored by Chipotle

This is what I was waiting for the entire time?

-unsubscribe

WELL FUCK TO THE YOU TOO CHEMICAL CAT

Just buzzing along ya know.

I like your icon.

I like sugar :3

its BEEn a while! ;3

STOP IT

why you gotta BEE like that :o

This is kinda like when a ton of bees started pouring out of my AC vents in my house.

Well yeah, but did they cool off the room?

Oh I missed your art (and you) so much. I thought you died. Guess you've just BEEn HIVE-ernating?

I MISSED YOU TOO, AND NO.

I can't BEElieve you posted :D

You BUTTER BELIEVE IT

Honey, you know it!

They look angry.
And Africanized!

Is my comic racist now

We hate you most of all, Uncle Tom!
https://www.simpsonsworld.com/video.....e/310506051725

Sandalwood is a good stain, really brings out the grains

a little beesy

So you are still alive huh. I mean OH YAY YOU Are BACK!

Unfortunately!

This comic is so me
But with spiders
I open the window and they come in to my room.
aaaahhhhh


Also, I cant beelieve it. You're back!
Welcome back. What have you been doing?
Aside to hanging out with thousands of girls, of course.

There ain't no thousands of girls at my workplace! Except on busy nights.

clever bee pun

Try again, Kasdaq

creative comeback

Bills suck, fuck trump. Other'n that, good fam, how you bb.

I don't want to fuck trump

How about we just give him to korea

un'BEE'lievable ...

http://giphy.com/gifs/3iNxbbkaMgbBu/html5

NO I WON'T, "DEAL WITH IT", THANK YOU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyHMDC8PfPc

Family GAY MORE LIKE

All the BEE jokes are just a-POLLEN.

But you don't wanna hear me DRONE on about this.

So I will just BEE on my way.

Thanks for being a honey, Beau

bee.

C D E F G

How do you think of a witty reply to every single comment, it's I N H U M A N

Tired, mostly. College classes are back and I finally found out my old Pathfinder group is running a game that I can join!

How about you?

I'm working a lot!

Don't worry, BEE happy

Words to live by God damn it

Okay, this is a huge goddamn surprise.
It's five in the morning and I see this. Pretty much your icon is my reaction.
Made my morning a whole lot better.

Oh, and about me. Uh. I don't know, nothing changed, really. could BEE better. Damn the pun STINGS. it also itCHESsssss

Before I forget, Trump's favorite instrument is a trump-et.
http://img.pandawhale.com/100879-St.....ng-gi-6dBj.gif

Glad to hear it thank you! OH AND AREN'T YOU CLEVER, DRIVING YOUR CLEVER CAR

inserts overused bee pun

Thanks for standing up and saying this, Zoodis.

in the immortal words of Nick Cage " AAAAAAHHHH THE BEE'S!"

It's NOT THE BEES, GOD, GET IT TOGETHER

Sure lookalike bees to me

Been pretty sweet, y'know, like honey

Oh my~

It's a WHALE of a problem!

Fun Fact: Honey bees mate while flying, and with up to 15 drones per mating session!

Not so fun fact: After mating with the queen, the drone's penis is ripped off its body and the bee dies shortly after. The next drone will remove the severed penis from the queen and repeat the process. If the drone manages to survive, it is outcast regardless and doomed to die alone.

Welcome back.

This is exactly how I make love.

I've thought of this happening before. We must have a

Hive Mind

GET OUT

The bees were Framed!

Should have told then to bee gone :U

TO BEE OR NOT TO BEE

Yay! Matt made a funny comic! Today is a good day.

Couldn't agree more :P

FOR ONCE

And thank you!

They are always awesome, just distributed sparingly, that is to say!

Oh bugger!

Must be too high brow for me!

I'm pretty good, how's the weather in there?

Cool, like me. Oh yeah.

To quote Projared: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

Pro who?

Hay honey,just in time for the horses and birds doing it in the clover for Saint Paddys Day...

What a WISTFUL COMMENT, AHAH

It's been done before. Not the bees!

Well diddle di God damn

Just ask Nicolas Cage all about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1GadTfGFvU

You must defeat nature with a flamethrower, man's greatest invention.

Next to the Cotton Gin

Until you burn it with the flamethrower that is.

God, I guess you were bee-...be--... That's a lot of fucking bees....

TOO MANY

There's no such thing as too many bees, only too few of my enemies to COVER IN BEEEEEEEESSS!

Not the beeeeeeeessss!!!

Are they in your mouth?

*suddenly has mouth full of bees*

That is where bees come from, or at least that's where I get them... PAIN!

Dr. BEEEEEEEEESSSS!

AGAIN WITH DR. BEES

He's just your average Wasp-Themed superhero by day, but at night he becomes....

DR. BEES!

I'd like to see this porno, okay

I hate bees in everything. And this proves they're just evil. D: i know they're good for the environment but they...BEEEEEESE

BEES LOUISE

The feels are real right now.

The BEEls are real right now

you made comic? SEND THE BEEZZZZZZ AT YOU

NO

NO YOU GET BEEZZZZZ or wasps

Looks like you have one WHALE of a problem!

You understand me more than most people do.

this could be a bad luck Brian meme....

No more memes, please, it's too much.

I'll leave a comment too.

Good job, you get a sticker.

I can't bee-lieve it's a new matt rat comic, it's bee-n to long

ENOUGH

not enough Bees?

DR.BEES CAN HELP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc

these are the worst pun-filled comments i've ever read. i'm so sorry.

I'm replying to every single one, thank you for your empathy.

If I had a dollar for everytime this happened!

JESUS CHRIST

That's kinda hot.

Don't you start

Oh man, Bee careful with this kinda stuff. Typing this out almost Stings. Honestly I'm just Winging it from here. I took a quick Comb through the comments, forgive me if I Bumble and make a similar pun it'd Bee a really Insect-ificant mistake though. It's un-Bee-lievably fun to just Drone on though. This is an A-bumble-nation. Can't Bee more a-Pollen-ergetic about all this. "Buzz off" is all that comes to mind. OCellI-'ve really let myself go too far now. Well hope the Wax is out of everyone's ears. I got some Royal(Jelly) puns to get the Honey flowing! They're fit for a Queen! I've really Hexa-Gone to the deep end, no, no that's quite alright I Larva doing this. It's really turning me into quite the Worker. Hope I haven't hurt anyone's Feelers with these. I got a little Egged on.

I wish I could add comments to my favorites.

every comic you make is a blessing

At least its not wasps

I see the comments are abuzz with puns

Wasp took you so long to return? You're beehind schedule. It really stings that we don't see you more often.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
10/10.

Now draw more!

What's this? BEES in the house? A window full of BEES oughta put a stop to that!
The situation has only been made worse with the addition of yet more bees!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc

Best wishes for a more active 2016! pfffffff

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1736576/

SIMILAR!!!! Back when I drew comics with an Etch-a-sketch apparently?

Well shit now I feel bad.

LOL!!! XD

I would make a Bee pun, but i believe they're all used up, and you know that saying about beating a dead horse.

i really want to put some bee puns up in here but i cant think of any so i guess ill just

BUZZ OFF

DID YOU SEE IT
DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE MATT

unBEElievable

Just BEE urself and everything will BEE fine

A bee! See!

Get on telegram gash darn it

Yeah, this is basically my life

Christ every time I come back to this that first panel always fucking kills me. LOL

I've seen someone urban explorers on youtube going through some building in the middle of Texas.

It kind of went like this.

Ironically, he came in to get away from the other bees.

It's like a "FFFUUUUUU" face

Aaaand... watched.

OHHH SHEEET!!! A BEH!!!

It's a motherfucking BEEEH!!