Parker: After doing some more crap, I recovered a page for the book of life that was for a statue. Why would a book that contained evolution and other necessities for life need a statue. Who cares, the mayor wanted to make a statue of me in my honor. At first, I was thrilled at the idea of being like a celebrity. Then I saw the statue itself. Apparently, the creator thought it would be funny if the statue was of me, in an odd pose, naked. I ran up and tried to cover the statue the best I could, though Jowee managed to snap a picture. I later covered the statue with one of Mari's old diapers, so it would be safe, at least until it rained.