Who would dare to fire MetalWoof?

Someone who has grown weary of seeing the sunrise

i..is it true Sir? *whimpers softly and nuzzles your leg* ish thewe anything puppy can do to help?

Bring me a bag of lime and if the cops ask where I was tonight at 5:00pm just say I was with you.

hehe and if that doesnt work i'll offer my diapered rear for payment

I'll take that payment o.o hell I'll take the whole body! *steals you* n.n

*huggles* I'm sorry!! I know how it feels to be out of the job! *ish jobless for the moment as well*

Where did you bury your boss?

EX - Boss

I should say

I hide him in the folds of his own fat

Why spend the time so much easier to leave them in the gutter

*hugs tight.* Sorry to hear that puppy love. Seems like everyone is having a rough start this year.

Don't worry, my boss had enough cash in his wallet to last me for a few weeks

:O oh no, I'm so sorry Metal =( i really hope you get another soon

Yeah, I need some dough. I'm almost out of boxed wine!

It is time to start a commune for jobless people.

I'll start boiling the brown rice.

You! Get back to spinning wool for my new dictators uniform

v.v

^.^

Aw Poor metal woof. D8
No one should fire metalwoof. D:<

No one fires me. I quit on command!

haha good way to look at it, forced quit via command. was it that game tester job or was that someone else im thinking of ?

D: Though it is wrong, I can't help but see the reasoning, since he was probably raping/eating coworkers and clients.

Have some e-hearts, love.

I'd stay away from the secret sauce tonight.

Me and Pookie, we added a special ingredient.

I'll give you a hint... It's Semen.

Then in that case, I want moar.

*snugs*
so sorry to hear that
i know how ya feel tho bud
*more snugs*
i hope things get better for ya

Things are getting better.

I'm halfway through this box of wine and it's only looking up from here!

*snugs* good to hear :)

the reasong things look up after half a box of wine is probably cuz your laying muzzle up on the floor lol

Be frugal, and be well.

Keep warm.

I know I should save my money... but this bottle of booze has a worm in it.

A FUCKING WORM!!! *throws money on the counter*

what was your job?

Pre-op groin shaver

dear god.

you have lost a good job. i am so sorry. *hugs*

a pre op groin shaver hmm any good ^.^ i could hire ya lol

Damn! Now who the hell is gonna buy all my fucking booze?

Get on welfare, you lazy ass!

...but:

1. I'm not on crack
2. I'm not retarded
3. I'm white!

I disagree with the first two.... >_>

Wow, how very...emo of you.

*runs like hell*

oh no master is jobless D: I must gather the followers and bring down this tyrant

Better yet.

Just bring me a bag of lime and a plane ticket.

send you to the Caribbean with a bag of money? or maybe a job hunt o.o i'd hire you O:

sure you want lime and not Lye Acetone works sometimes too, there is always the good old campfire ^.^

Cool visuals

NO YOU LOST YOUR JOB!
Aww...look at the pretty snow.

Well you do it wrong digging in the hard frozen dirt?? *giggles the keys to the crematory* this will solve your problem in and hour and a half and the wind take care of the rest.

...but how will we get past the night watchman

Donuts and porno mags

to slip past a night watch man spike the coffee with sleeping pills prior ^.^ pre melt them and put them in the coffees water section :P ( Evilness Gins mind comes up with )

*grabs a gun and tosses it to you* Time for alternative methods of money making then... ya dont mind killing for a living do ya? >:3

If I'm going to kill hookers and children I just prefer to use a baseball bat

Thanks for the thought though.

Hmmm sounds fair... Join me and together we shall rule over the fleshy whelps that think that they are the top dog! My asylum is open to you if you ever need a place to stay :D

i purfur the Immortals way ( highlander ) there can be only one ( till the next comes ) *lops head with katana...looks around* where the hell is their power, awe damn another empty soul -.-

You lead quite the life there Metal. If you ever need help digging graves I have experience. lol

My backhoe is in the shop so we have to do it by hand

no problem there. I'm a hard worker Metal.

i hate you and your snow!
anyway, did you really loose your job o.O

1. It wont stop snowing

2. In regards to my job, please see the note in the description.

i did. i thought that perhaps you where joking like you usually do

*gives the MetalWoof a warm bearhug*

Join the club. I technically am still employed (Walt Disney world), but the attraction I work at is going down for refurbishment and apparently I was last on the list to get transferred for another attraction. Now I have to scramble around to find something while they dick around.

But still, completely laid off is even worse- I'm sorry baby. *hugs and grabs a shovel to help *

Based on my last performance review, looks like we'll need 5 graves.

OH CRAP o-o I thought you were shoveling snow. I misinterpreted that. *starts filling them in * D8 I don't want anyone to die!

THAT

FUCKING

SUCKS

I left you a message on YIM.

Yeah, well now you know the story

how dare they, you want i go on murder spree?

We can snipe them from the roof of the parking garage.

sounds fun, but getting up close and personal with blades is what i like :D

I was told to fill a hole.

*hands you butt plug* :3

I'm so sorry, Metal. That totally sucks. [hugs]

ick :/ they just changed our shifts from 8am-4:30 its now 6am to 2pm and if you didnt like it theres the door

Burying the body actually preserves it and can make tracing it back to you. I have a more pragmatic solution *fires up the grill.*

I'm counting on it.

After all, I shot him with your gun

I stole that gun from you! *facepalms* Anyway tonight it's Bitch Boss Bugers on Bonemeal buns...pickles optional.

Grinder Liquid nitrogen a hammer ( lets make meat dust ^.^) we will use it as fish food in a pharana tank

The perfect crime.... assuming I had all the time in the world to waste

GIMME SOMETHING FASTER!

dude, that's one shit day... I'm sorry, man.

I have a cold too, but I took some Zinc and that seemed to help.

Where would be without zinc?

*swoons for zinc*

I'm not smart enough to answer that question, but all I know is that comsuming raw Zinc would kill you.

We'll fuckin' see about that! *inhales a line of zinc like a coke fiend*

...Awesome! \m/

dam hon sory to hear about your job *hugs*

I was tired of diggin' graves anyway

so thats your final grave in your backyard for someone very special on your mind ( Coff BOSS)

My Turtle "Putt Putt" died

aww what a sad time ya have there job dies and your turtle -.- faster Iocane powder ( oderless tasteless and disolves completely in liquid ^.^ Ruffly takes depending on body 45seconds - 5 minutes till death) vats of acid work, farmers used pigs as well ( they eat anything ;) ) pharanas are fastest i think ( buy em put him in (live or dead they dont care) tho then the bones might be left over hmm decoration ^.^ ( putting bodys in extreme cold to freeze them makes time of death practicaly impossable to tell lol)

huggles for teh metalwoof, you will get new job, it is a certainty, and sooon, the cosmos doesn't like people of fun to be lonely!!

Are you one of those people that shovels the snow off your backyard lawn?

...else the grass will die!

why is it not snowing like that here?
-cries-

Here? This is in Chicago.

It hasn't stopped.

*Sings* "burying corpses in a winter wonderland" lol

Grounds too hard.

Looks like I need to drive all the way east to the Mississippi.

good luck on getting the corpses down there i wish I could help you mate.