Okay, first off, I don't want anyone telling me how improbable it is to be enjoying a movie one minute and getting sucked into the world where all movies originate the next, because when the Blue's involved, all bets are off, and I also left a large tub of buttered popcorn behind, so don't gimme no lip. We cool? Groovy.

Now, I wasn't really impressed by the movie world, to tell you the truth. I mean, my life's strange enough as it is, so sudden scene changes explosions in the distance didn't really faze me. But that's when I bump into this kid, Chase, who says -he's- from the outside world, too, and isn't this place awesome there's so much to do and see and check that out it's so cool -- Fifteen-year olds. You get the idea. So once I get him to slow down a little, he asks me if I'm being chased by the bad guys too, and of course I have no idea what he's talking about... until we get ambushed. And lemme tell you, this was one of those classic movie mob scenes, where it just seems like there's no end to these weirdos! Now, Chase was putting up a decent fight for a kid, but we were getting swamped... and then the Blue decided to try out a little thing we in show-biz like to call Slow-Motion Sweetness!

From there, it was cake. With everything else moving like it was underwater, Chase and I cleaned house. Ever deflected a missle with a mid-air kick? Or punt a guy so hard you could've scored a field goal? I was really starting to enjoy myself, and then it was all over. Chase and I were congratulating each other when this fruitcake in a pink cape came bounding over asking if we'd seen any badguys... And that's when he recognized me, from here: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation.....e+-in%3Ascraps

So I thought it was about time to head on out of there. I mean movies can be fun, but you can't live in 'em forever, right? Especially not with angry superheroes.

Chase is the creation of Chase-Fox, over on DA, and those Viewtiful baddies are the copyright of Capcom