It was a late in the day on the dearly farm, the birds were singing, the sun was setting, and cheerful puppies bounced and skittered about; lost in games of tag, and hide and seek. Home to one hundred and one dalmatians, the farm was known across the animal kingdom as a safe haven for those looking for shelter or to find a quick meal, but also known to be next to one of the cruelest, most evil humans the planet had ever known- Cruella DeVil. Needless to say, a great many animals avoided the barn for the reason, and a great many more moved out of London entirely...But not all of them were swayed away by the concept of Cruella living close by- and some of them were even far more tempted by the idea of a plump, juicy puppy to sink it's teeth into...

Tic-Tac was in his toolshed, quietly working on his latest experiment, while Aria- his plump, musical canine, rested lazily on her radio, listening to her favorite night time soap opera; The dastardly Dingo. Next to her, Crosswise- Faithful companion and loyal to Tic-Tac, was arranging, and then rearranging the multicolored vials and beakers Tac kept on a near by shelf. It was a lazy evening, one of many that swept through the summer nights of the farm.

Tic-Tac gave a quiet yawn and stretched his arms out, rolling his shoulders back quietly, until a brisk, resounding pop echoed through the room, and a sense of satisfaction cascaded over him like a bucket of water. He'd been studying the idea of building his own Hadron Collider, just to see what would happen. Cause he was bored, that's why. The warm, summer night air whistled quietly around the little shed, caressing the whispering grass, and slithering across the rolling hillsides near the farm. The ideal sort of weather for a hungry wolf to be out, and prowling the farm, hoping for some succulent puppy to be off, wandering along, just too far from the barn for it's pleads for help to be heard.
Luckily for this wolf, he stumbled upon the scent of not one, but three delicious little morsels sitting quietly in a small nearby building. Far away from the barn, there was no hope that any of them were going to be able to call for help, and even if one of them DID manage to slip away, the wolf would be long gone before the puppy returned with it's parents. The greedy lupine licked it's lips, and crept close to the toolshed, keeping low, and upwind from the other canine's sense of smell. It was a good day to be hungry...

Tac didn't even register Aria's shriek of surprise before it was too late- the Wolf had her in his clutches, and Crosswise was pinned to the floor, eyes wide with terror under the wolf's huge, sweaty paw.
"Well, well, well, what, have we here?" The beast rumbled, looking quietly at the three, black and white spotted snacks trembling before him. The room was stuffy with the scent of hot, bubbling chemicals, and canine- but for some reason, the large wolf didn't catch the slightest hint of fear. The three puppies in front of him should have wet themselves, but instead, all he could smell was...almost a slight agitation. He narrowed his eyes, before tossing Aria, and Crosswise, over towards Tic-Tac and the three of them sat up, in a row, staring curiously at the large, hungry wolf.

"We're pups, not pigs. Get outta here." Aria snarled, pointing a finger towards the door, while the wolf burst into giggles.
"That's cute...very cute...BUT IT'S WRONG! You're going to be my meal for the night. Question is...who's first?" The wolf snickered, waiting for that titillating scent of fear to greet his nose. He didn't get a single whiff. What was wrong with these puppies?!

"If we give you Crosswise, will you go away?" Tac asked with a sigh of irritation.
"BOSS!" Crosswise whined, while Tac rolled his eyes.
"SILENCE!" Boomed the angry wolf, his eyes drifting towards Tic-Tac, before he picked up the runt in his paws, holding the dog by his collar.
"How about we play a little game? I'm going to make you choose which one of your friends I eat fi-"
"I just said Crosswise." Tac said again with a sigh. The wolf blinked at the nonchalant pup, and then glanced down at the other two, who were quietly looking up at Tac and the large wolf. The lupine blinked in confusion. What on earth was wrong with these dogs?!
"...HEY! Don't you GET it?! I gonna EAT you! Gobble you up! It's gonna HURT! There's gonna be blood, and you're gonna scream and cry and beg me to stop but I'm gonna eat you up!!" He snapped. Aria yawned while Crosswise scratched the back of his head. Tac tilted his own to one side before shrugging his shoulders.
"You're certainly welcome to try." The little puppy said softly, while the huge wolf furrowed his brow.
"What's THAT supposed to- ACK!" The wolf YELPED. Something like a bee had just stuck him in his backside, and when he looked around, he caught sight of Aria, holding a syringe filled with a sickly colored yellow liquid.
"Paralysis concoction. Nasty stuff. You lose muscle control, but not your nerves..." Tac explained quietly, while the wolf's eyes widened. Suddenly, his legs gave out and soon he was on the floor, on his back, while Tac sat on his chest.
"Now, since Aria only gave you half a dose, you should still have enough function to move your mouth and control your tongue, and that's good, since I want your ears perked and listening. I am Tic-Tac. That's Aria and that's Crosswise. We're part of the one hundred and one dalmatians, perhaps you've heard of us?" The little puppy asked, while the wolf gave his head the smallest of nods. Tac grasped the wolf's throat fur tightly and suddenly, bought them up nose to nose, snarling and spitting as he spoke.
"NO, YOU, HAVEN'T!" Tac shrieked, his eyes wild with fury, and he reached out and slapped his paw furiously across the wolf's muzzle.
"We ARE NOT those happy, sunshine loving, playful puppies you see on the news. We aren't the fucking happy ending that Disney put in the movies, and we aren't the puppies that wag our tails, and fetch a Frisbee like slaves to a system. We're the angry puppies, damn it! We're the puppies who want to go back home to our families, but stuck on this little mud ball of a farm, with those some times, wanna be parents, Pongo and Perdita. We're the Pissed-off-fuck-you-sick-of-this-bullshit-canines- that-aren't-gonna-take-it-any-more!" You, DO, NOT, FUCK WITH US!!" Tac shrieked, foam bubbling around his lips, his breathing heavy and labored. He pulled away from the trembling wolf and gave a quiet growl.
"If you ever set foot on this farm again, and even LOOK at an animal here, before I get a chance to kill them with my own two paws, I will kill you, you God-forsaken waste of fur. Do you hear me?! Do I make myself clear?! I won't kill you nicely, either. I won't zap you with a laser beam, I won't run you over with a truck. I'm going to take this vial, This vial right here, see this vial? And I am going to stuff it into your sheath. "The puppy snarled, stepping on the wolf's crotch and listening to the howl of pain that followed."And then, I am going to break that vial, with a ball, point, hammer, and let, you, bleed, out. "Tac whispered, his voice filled with a deadly seriousness that made the wolf cringe.
"C, crazy...Yo, you're..." The wolf sputtered.
"Yeeeeeeah, I'm crazy. Glad ya noticed. Now, listen. This concerns you, and it's pretty important. When I kill you, I will be doing you a favor. If I see you again, and I mean, period. I am going to rape you." Tic-Tac whispered quietly, eyes dancing about his skull with a fury that made the wolf cringe. He glanced nervously towards the other too puppies, only to have Tac slap him firmly across his muzzle.
"No, no no, don't look at them, look at me. LOOK AT ME!" Tac screamed.
"I am, going to rape you. Right here." Tac hissed, reaching up, to draw a slender circle around the wolf's left eye.
"I will remove your eye, and I will pleasure myself with the socket that remains..." Tac whispered. The wolf lay on the floor of the dusty shed, trembling helplessly, before Tac reached a paw out, and Crosswise, offered him a small syringe with a dark, dirty red fluid in it. The spotted canine stabbed the wolf in the chest, filling him with that odd mixture, and to his amazement, the feeling in his body returned!!
"You should probably leave now." Aria whispered quietly, patting the wolf on the shoulder, before she calmly flopped atop her Radio, as if nothing had happened. Tac turned back around towards his books, licking a set of fingers and turning a page, and Crosswise, gave a wince, and leaned down towards the wolf.
"Seriously...he was being nice...you might wanna...not come back. " He whispered.
And the wolf, was never, seen, again.

The end.