Very nice, bro.

Thanks buddy ^^

He'd best watch out, he'll attract stoats and weasels. Well, more than he usually does anyway.

You forgot the main thing that He will attract, He will also attract SQRL!!!

Sqrl and eggs go together like ham and cheese, or peanut butter and jelly haha.

Indeed, you can eat both of them, preferably thinly sliced and between two slices of bread.

You know We could make a sandwich out of you Zib, would you like that??

Kiwi sandwich, the food way, or the sexual way lol.

Do it both ways, with some guys in bread costumes.

We will spread butter on the 2 slices of bread too just to make moving around...... easier.

I dont know if I should be getting hungry, or aroused?? lol

Like I said, lubrication is important. Might want so jam too, it's sticky but you can lick it off places.

Get haroused, molest a McDonalds.

Use jam huh?? This sounds like We are having a full breakfast yiff party lol.

Just don't ask what gets done with the toast an grapefruit.

O_o

What gets done with the toast and grapefruit??

I told you not to ask!

Well I did anyway Zib, I took the risk haha.

So I ask again, what gets done with the toast and grapefruit??

Whelp the toast is a refreshing cleanser of the palate and a source of dietary fiber.

The grapefruit... that's going to sqrl's usual haunts.

You seen what He did to Me right...... the marbles??

The grapefruit is for you this time, and He is sneaky, don't think you wont
see Him.

When squirrels attack......... with grapefruit.

I have protection, the grapefruit's natural enemy.

The orange.



Should've drunk your OJ Skate, should've drunk your OJ.

*Sigh*

It is true, I don't drink much OJ, usually I drink OJ if Im sick or something. I do drink a lot of orange
flavored pop though.

Also I thought you didn't believe in protection?? Isn't that what you said when We were in be...... I mean
when We were RPing??

No, projection, i don't believe in PROJECTION. You know, trying to put your own personality over that of the character you play. I really don't think Surly would be a fan of orange pop.

I don't think Surly would drink any pop to be honest.

Actually if Surly were a Human, He would probably drink beer lol.

He is an aggressive dominant squirrel with a nice sweet side too Zib, and thats why you want Him inside you.

Yes you heard Me, I did indeed just say that, I read your journal, I know what you want lol.

*Gasp!*

You read about my secret Surly vore fetish?

*Deletes*



Hmmmnnn... would he drink beer? I mean he's not that aggressive as in deliberately going out to attack people. The msot domminat he's been would probably be that bank robbery short and that was more revenge. In TNJ he's more aloof and distant, maybe unfriendly than anything. Almost manipulative at times (Dog whistle.) I mean look at his interactions with Grayson, halfway through the movie we see Grayson is out of his depth but surly isn't stepping up to beat him, if anything he treats him as a bit of an annoyance.

He's not that dominant either... sure he stands up for himself, unless he's really messed up, and he'll take the lead and initiative but he's not one to seek a leading position. At the end he lets Grayson get credit when he could be the new park hero with the affections of all. I could see him with bourbon, but not beer. And lots and lots of complementary salted peanuts.

Haha you don't have to be an asshole to drink beer, I know some people who don't
beat anyone up, and they are actually pretty nice people, but they also like to drink
beer sometimes.

It kind of sounds like your saying that because Surly doesn't beat anyone up, He most
likely wouldn't drink beer.

You do have a point though, in the beginning of the movie Surly has more of the "I m just
interested in what I want" attitude, and I do think your right, He doesn't really act that pushy.

Surly is more dominant then the rest of the team, at least when it comes to Buddy, Andie, and
Grayson. Raccoon is also pretty dominant though, so I would say Raccoon is even more dominant
then Surly. In the movie though Surly does take action and He is the one with the plan, the team
has to work with Surly in order to get the nuts. So in My opinion Surly is indeed pretty dominant.

I don't think beer is his drink. Racoon's maybe, I can see Grayson downing some, maybe, just maybe Andie, though probably something pale and definitely not a craft beer. But Surly? Eeeehhhhhh... for one thing he's purple, that there's a link with wine already. Beer is just too.... average Joe for him. I figure even if he liked it he wouldn't drink it, just to avoid social drinking.

I don't judge Surly from within the movie, you do that and you start seeing Barney the Dinosar as domminant in his group. Surly's a lover not a... well not really a lover either, but not a fighter. Forward yes, but not dominant. Maybe moreso at the end of the movie, but we haven't seen that yet.

Hmmm, you do have a good point there bird.

Also Barney the Dinosaur is dominant, dont let that nice attitude you see on the show
fool you, behind the scenes He is a beast lol.

Dammit Skate! Have you slept with ALL my beloved purple icons?

"SkaterYenas top 5 list of things to mess with Zib"

1. Sleep with all Zib's icons - Check
2. Record Zib sleeping and put it online - Not done yet
3. Draw Captain Vervain doing something nice - Not done yet
4. Draw a penis on Her Kiwi character - Not done yet
5. Travel all the way to New Zealand and ring Zib's doorbell and then run away - Not done yet

Whoah, you're not very good at this are you? I mean I've achieved THREE of my top fives.

Well seeing as I only just made that list a couple days ago, no I haven't
been able to do them all yet lol.

Oh and by the way, what is your list of things to mess with Me??

1.) Inextricably link Surly and Grimmace in your mind
2.) Set you and sqrl up on a date
3.) Steal your art
4.) Steal you card, wallet or credit rating and-
5.) Glue your tail to a lamp post.

1. I know you're already working on this one, and I will not let it happen!!
2. I KNEW IT, I knew that was a fantasy of yours, and you're trying to make it happen lol.
3. Ohh Im sure lots of people have stole My art, once you post something online
you have no idea where it will end up.
4. Didn't you already do this one?? I fell asleep and you took My wallet?? Sneaky Kiwi
5. Oh My, you haven't done this one yet...... why would you want to do that to My tail??
You said yourself that My tail is what you like the most in bed.

1.) Do you know what people whoa re surly do? They grimace a lot.
2.) Trying? You two went to the zoo yesterday and ogled squirrel does!
3.) *Erases* I don't see your name on it.
4.) No, she left voluntarily.
5.) In bed, good, on post better.

1. Its not going to work bird, I wont let you corrupt My Mind like that.
2. Haha We never went to the zoo together.
3. Ahh you can hide the signature, but you cant hide the style Zib.
4. Are you sure?? I remember a Kiwi stealing My wallet not too long ago.
5. Ahh so you do like My tail in bed?? I knew it, chicks dig the tail.

1.) *It''s, *won't *bird; *my, *mind *Grimace.
2.) It was a cyber date, I was there.
3.) You mean sqrl's style?
4.) Your mind must be palying tricks on you Grimace.
5.) Yeah, but how do you get rid of that useless ball of fluff at the end of it? You know, the squirrel.

1. Its not going to work bird, you're not gonna trick Me with this subliminal stuff.
2. Haha Im pretty sure He was there with His WIFE.
3. No I mean My style, My sexy feral/anthro style lol.
4. I remember this very clearly, do I have to link another comment for proof again??
5. Useless?? You act totally different out in public, in the bedroom you tell Me how special I am and you love cuddling up to My tail and you just love rubbing it all over your face. You just can't get enough of it in bed.

1.) Oh aren't I? Then why do you have a sudden hankering for potato chips and an ice cold glass of cola?
2.) My my, a threesome? You kink!
3.) Right. sqrl's style.
4.) You stay out of this Birdie, I'm trying to talk to Grimace here.
5.) The tail I love everywhere, the squirrel I don't everywhere. How is that different in public? Not stand still, these scissors should do the trick...

1. Hah!! it didn't work, Im not even hungry right now.
2. Ahh is that another fantasy of yours Zibby?? You're a naughty bird aren't you??
3. Ehh, I seen Him draw on stream, He draws a lot faster then Me, and He is more loose
when He draws.

4. Ohh you silly bird, you don't realize it, but you are tricking yourself into Inextricably
linking Surly and Grimace in your mind.

5. NOOOOOOO I WILL NEVER LET YOU DO THAT TO MY TAIL. IF YOU EVEN COME CLOSE
TO MY TAIL WITH THOSE SCISSORS I WILL EAT YOU ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Starts foaming from the mouth*

1.) Not after eating all that Frosted Flakes you're not.
2.) It's not a fantasy if it's going to happen.
3.) So you're a tight squirrel huh?
4.) They're already linked, in both me and you.
5.) The tail twitches. Alas, alack! The tail must go, Snip! Snap!

1. They're GREAT!!
2. I dont know what to say to this lol.
3. Yes Im a tight squirrel, I need to loosen up.... Zib get the toys.
4. Nahh just you :P
5. Go ahead Zib do it, you can't can you?? Deep down you know that if you
snip it, you will loose what you love. My tail is one of your fetishes, you NEED
My tail.

1.) Only on 'R'?
2.) Don't say anything, it'll ruin the moment.
3.) Whelp, I called Bad Dragon, they're willing to sponsor both you and your art, but are you sure you want to start with The Stallion?
4.) And yet, yet you still argue, still fight.. as if something were preying on your mind.
5.) *Snips* And now I have it. *Runs off*

1. What??
2. You wanna join Zibby?? :P
3. The Stallion?? But...... Im a squirrel, that would rip Me apart.
4. Im just trying to warn you about what you are doing to Yourself.
5. O_O ................ ZIBLINK HOW COULD YOU?? MY TAIL, MY BEAUTIFUL TAIL!!!!!

I'll just buy another one :P

1.) You heard me!
2.) Yes, I have the lamp all warmed up.
3.) I don't think they sell rodent size. I'm sure you can do it, marble-butt.
4.) Why would you even care?
5.) Come tail, let us away together where they'll never find us.

1. Yes Zib, I heard you, please don't get aggressive again.
2. Ohh dammit, now you are gonna teash Me about the lamp now too lol.
3. We can try it, but you have to pull it out when I say the safety word, which is "Grimace"
4. You are My friend, and I don't want to see you corrupt your Mind like that :P
5. Are you..... are you going to make love to My tail??

1.) I won't,I haven't stopped from the last time.
2.) I'm not going to 'teash' you anything. There's a leash involved, but sqrl has that.
3.) Agreed. *Inserts gag*
4.) This from Mr 'I'll give you a new fetish'? Don't make me laugh.
5.) To, with, same thing.

1. You're a bad little birdie aren't ya?? You need spanked!!
2. Now you listen here, this squirrel is not gonna be on no leash!!
3. Wait a minute, if the gag is in My mouth, how am I gonna say the safety word??
4. Alright Zib, just keep doing what you're doing, I tried to stop you :P
5. Whatever you do with it, just promise Me that you will take care of My tail.

1.) Who is this 'spanked' you keep saying I need? They sound weird.
2.) Sure you won't marble butt. Sqrl gets what sqrl wants.
3.) What's that? I can't hear you. Harder? Well you're the boss!
4.) Yeah, and remember your safeword?
5.) I swear on your grave, I value it more than your very life.

1. Im gonna spank you Zibby!!
2. I noticed you and sqrl are starting to call Me that :P
3. You just wanna see Me get split in half don't ya??
4. O_o
5. You did always write a lot of love notes to Me..... Umm I mean to My
tail in High School, so I guess you really do love My tail.

A love letter from Zib:

'I like your tail and I like your ass'
'Lets say We meet after class?'

1.) Please don't, I can't afford to pay you right now.
2.) Of course. There are a lot of skaters out there, but only one guy who can take a whole jar of marbles, plus jar.
3.) Splitting makes a mess. I'd settle for 'grossly distended'.
4.) Now... now you realize.
5.) I'd like to take that tail out,
If it'd ditch the rodent it carts about.
C'mon tail, you're a champ,
Ditch the guy with the lava lamp!
C'mon caudal, I've had enough,
Of the thing that isn't fluff.
You me, a pocketknife,
We can be together for life!

1. Hmm I see, I'll tell you what I will do then Zibby, this one is free *Wink Wink*
2. Im just special I guess....... wait what??
3. If that hapens you will have to take care of Me for a while because I probably wont
be able to walk after that.

4. :P
5. Your obsession with My tail is actually kind of cute, and a little disturbing at the same time

1.) Wait, are *both* those winks free?
2.) All I'm saying is a lot of guys can dish it out and make bold claims, but they jsut can't take it. Nobody can take it like you can Skate.
3.) That's fine, I have a friend called Blackberry that'll help. Lots of bedrest, sunshine and cookies I say!
5.) Just like me! I really must introduce you to my Exs sometime.

1. Why yes, yes they are :P
2. I don't know if I should be proud of that, or feel disappointed in Myself..... wait what??
3. Cookies you say? They are not sqrl cookies are they?
5. So tell Me Zibby, just how sticky is My tail now that you have had it for a while??

1.) But you're still charging for blinks huh?
2.) Hold your head up high Skate, truly and literally you stretch the bounds of what's physically possible. Also, that position makes for easier insertions.
3.) We're not sure, he may have swapped out our chocolate chip ones in the night. We're too scared to test.
5.) I'll have you know I wash things I care about. It shrunk a little first time, but then it is *your* tail so I wasn't surprised.

1. That would be a pointless thing to do, I mean blinking is just natural, why would I charge?
2. This is also why you just always come around Me, you are so interested in Me.... wait what??
3. I don't blame you for being scared, just half of one can make you lay about half a dozen eggs.
5. Well its nice to know that you care about My tail, but just remember that that tail is a part
of Me, so whatever you do to that tail, you're pretty much doing to Me :P

1.) In case someone as stupid enough to buy them? http://www.businessinsider.com/kany.....ell-out-2013-7
2.) 'just always come around you'? I'm not sure what that means. I guess it's one of your quirks, You've always been very fond of 'coming'.
3.) Yeah, he's totally crashed the egg market. How's the new brood going by the way?
5.) Wait? Really? Dammit! I can't afford to pay child support!

1. Oh yeah I heard about that before, I can't believe you bought one :P
2. You just love being around Me, you love the idea of Me.
3. I had to actually look up brood lmao. They are doing fine though thanks for asking.
5. Oh I forgot to tell you, I also accept nuts, but they have to be very nice nuts.

1.) I can't believe you wore it.
2.) Indeed, I LOVE the idea of you, it's the actual you I can't stand.
3.) Now you have a big vocabulary Skate, it's a big large big one.
5.) Yeah fine, but what about the other six parties involved? Vixey won't settle for nuts, and she was wearing the tail at the time. Ans Hazel... never mention nuts around him.

1. Just for a while, but you are the one who bought it
2. Ohh that is so not true, you love being around Me, you always like to go trick
or treating with Me.

3. I like having big things :P
5. Never mention nuts around Hazel eh?? You sound like you have done that before??

1.) Yeah, but just so I could fill it with itching power and gift it to you. Worth every penny. Every. Penny.
2.) Indeed, indeed, I always end up with the best candy. even when it's not halloween.
3.) Indeed, and may I just say you have the biggest mouth of any squirrel I know.
5.) Oh no, Hawkbit. But I was there at the time. He's not fond of the nickname.

1. So thats why I was itching so bad, I was wondering what was going on.
2. Yeah because you steal My candy
3. I need a big mouth Zib, I can fit a lot of nuts in it :P
5. *Hands you 1 dollar* Now go up to Hazel and say nuts

1.) With all your fleas I'm surprised you noticed.
2.) Nonsense, we traded fair and square. Now eat your licorice.
3.) Indeed, indeed. I've never seen *anyone* fit six pairs of nuts in their mouth at once. Sqrl and the guys were VERY impressed.
5.) Hey Haze! That squirrel over there just paid me a dollar to tell you he thinks you're the nuttiest bunny to ever grace a jar of sandwich spread. I think he wants to talk to you.

1. Ziblink how could you say that? You know I always use the finest shampoo
when I clean Myself, I like My fur to stay clean.

2. *Nom nom nom*
3. Well thank you, I try..... wait WHAT??
5. Pff I can take Hazel, Im not afraid of any bun bun

cool bro

Thank you, thank you very much ^^

maybe he laid that egg himself ;3

Either that, or maybe Andie laid it and He is just looking after it haha.

Your planning on stealing that egg off of Surly aren't you sqrl??

just his LAAAAARD!

Are you sure you want His LAARRRDDD??

He also has DONUTS!!!!

i'd rater have some warm food like tac-o-bell!

With some ookie cookies lol

the shoe is dead......deeeaaad!

*Looks behind Me*

No its not, I still have the boots lol.

you'll get

https://youtu.be/vFldBVWFgWo

Rodents and their eggs.

I know right?? ^^

Hey wait a minute, your a rodent aren't you??

*Looks at your body trying to find the egg on you*

Urp! It's still inside me.

*Pats your belly*

Ahhh I knew there was an egg somewhere lol.

this is the egg? :o

Yep ^^