Small story commission for  Archeron

Featuring  Archeron and Yssi, my dragoon.

Enjoy!

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"Why are we making sandwiches? We don't go for a walk trip during all the day, in this cold winter, don't we?"

Yssi was leaning on the counter, tail waggling left to right, slightly upward too for not hitting the chairs, next to her. She was waiting an answer from an old friend, Archeron. The last one actually simply laughed about her "lazy whining" while he snatched some foods in his fridge from his house. Knowing her, she greatly dislikes winter, more especially the big cold ones. Yssi was a scale, a dragoness from the desert, which she can be easely compared with the male blue and white fox, who loves winter and cold.

When Arch returned to his counter with its necessary food off all sort, after closing the door from his fridge, he already started to storm to prepare his future meal for the day. Obviously, Yssi was right about the sandwich. It didn't took time before she shouted one of her "Aw!" with a her sad tone.

"Not too worry, Derpy, remember that I gave you my warmest coat, last time we went outside for a full day. Even yourself you said it during that day: "Taking some sun and fresh air never hurt someone!" Don't you remember?"

Archeron was right that his female goof ball said that to him, last time when they went out. Sure they got a good time during most of the day, but the beginning was alway a pain to make a decision to get out, once again, for having fun and doodles. Yssi didn't bothered for not making a lunch today, or taking her time about it. She playfully kicked some small carrots and cherry tomatos with her fingers on the counter table, like a handmade soccer player. As Archeron, time to time, made his way to stop the scores between the onions and tomatos, just to enter with the fun of it. He also didn't bothered to make her mid day lunch today. He knows what she likes as for meals, but it couldn't be more troublesome when she was around, messing with the food, time to time.

"Onions and tomatoes bits as alway, Derpy?"

"Sure thing, Blue Butt. Mix it with some pesto and you will get me set for the day again... Bloody cold winter. Are you sure it doesn't mind that I burrow again your coat like the last day? Sure it was warm, but don't you have something more comfortable rather than having over three or four scales of fur on it? It feels a bit heavy in the end of the day too."

Archeron chopped the onion into bits while she spoke of. He simply gave her a smile at the corner of his eyes. That coat she refered to was quite big and heavy too. But it could not be one of the better coat he could found in this city. Even if he would put it on himself, he would feel like he would be in a desert or, by exagerating with his thoughts, inside a volcano itself. He shaked his head fast, still down and focused on preparing her sandwich.

"That's what I can offer for you, saddly. Say that you look like more protected in that coat, rather than my other ones that you did accidentely shredded them off."

It was unfortunately true on this fact. Yssi did tried some of his coat before but she accidently shredded them after some ridiculously unfaithful events: like a broken zipper that it doesn't wanted to get off and she did used her frustration to get it out herself free from her "capter". Nonetheless, she had fun most of the time with her friends around. But Yssi thoughts were more in a better scale, rather hearing that poor moment from her. She actually grabbed one of the onion bits from the pile that Archeron made, gulped it.

"Say, that place we are going today, will I be able to use water? I mean, like the last time when we kinda "cheated" on making statues in that competions. That could attract more people in the ice area for a set of time. That would also attract people before we go lunch and getting a table, instead of standing on place, freezing to death before we get a good spot around."

As said Yssi to Archeron, which both chuckled. Off course he remebered that moment. He took an onion bit, playfully threw it on Yssi snout.The last one didn't reacted properly from this mini assault. Eitherway, he did attempt for a second time, which this time, she waited this moment. As the bit flew, she bit on it before chewing a very few times and swallowing the second piece.

"Sure, that will be a great idea! Do you have something in mind about what could you make to attract the people around?"

As Archeron asked to Yssi. The dragoon thought, a finger on her snout while she is in a complete maelstrom inside her head. The blue fox noticed it that she was in her deep thoughts of her ideas: the orb on her wagging tail went bright, like if she would be able to cast her water magic at any moments. But she wouldn't to do so, unless if she want to mess the house of his friend, which it could be in her nature to play tricks on her friends.

"Say... If I do create a desert oasis, where people could walk in, seeing the iced palm trees, the fresh..... cold.... water which people could drink in it... or bath.. in that matter. Maybe I could ask someone to make a little fireplace too! Gah! I wish to be in there instead of finding somewhere to sit and eat my dinner!"

Totally exclaimed Yssi. Her idea was perfect, but she still wants to be in her on decoy to find a warmer place to keep themselve comfortable outside. Arch cut the tomato into bits completely, giving a slight push on one of the pieces to gently throw on Yssi's maw. But, without reacting once again and misjudging the direction, the bit went lower: More likely under her neck, near her upper chest of her body. She was surprised, yet confuse, to see that tomato went there, rather than near her maw.

"Oh Arch! You missed it! Even worse, look where you actually did shot the bit! Male sometimes..."

As Yssi sighed, reached a hand down to try to catch what Archeron threw in there. As for the blue fox, he wouldn't reached with his paws there because it would be rude to him to do so toward a female friend like Yssi. He tried to lean toward, the butter knife up to him, too, would tried to get the piece and he thought that it could be a way to apology her. Slightly disputed for not helping versus to the one who actually wished to help, both started to argue against each others, moving near the counter, except Archeron who started to lean more and more on top of it as he tried to help her, squeezing the preparations of the meal of the day with his body, accidently. Off course Yssi pushed Archeron away but the last one did continued to go forward. His free paw reached the pile of tomatoes he did cut off earlier, crushing them by his weight to counter balance for not falling. But saddly, it was too late already. The paw slipped off when he leaned too much forward, while his other paw with the knife fell on the side of the counter, making him sliding torward Yssi.

Under a second, the dragoness got his derpy friend's weight unto her, barely caught him in the process as both fell down on the floor, along with the onion and the tomatoes bits on them. The female sighed deeply, pushing the male who was on top of her. Archeron rolled off her after he got pushed. All was his fault on this part. For a day that it was supposed to be a good start turned into a catastrophe.

"I think it will be better not going out today, then."

Totally exclaimed Archeron as he moved to sit, next to his friend. Yssi was in disgust to see her clothings being soaked with the juices of the vegetables. She standed up, going on her way to the shower of her friend.

"I don't think you wouldn't mind that I go first in the shower. You have your mess to clean it up."

"You know, my shower is large enough for two of us to be in."

"Oh, shut up, Blue derp!"

Archeron laughed loudly, same for Yssi but more silently. She closed the door of the shower room and then locked it up. the blue fox looked on each side, seeing the mess he did. Hopefully that it was only a small one. He carefully stood up, went to his vanity for his cleaning products to start his new work of his day.

"Time to clean up the mess, it seems."