We are gathered here tonight, to lay to rest Ethan, whom we now know was first born dead on The 7th Day of July 1777. Ethan was wasn't afrad to speak his mind even if it some times it hurt the feelings of others. He was an honest citizen and was one of the funniest guys you'd ever meet and the most hated. That's why was nailed to his coffin with 7 silver spikes, 1 through each arm, hand and leg, and the last of the 7 was drawn through his head So that he can never rise and cause the world again. He will be missed. May God Satin Zeus Galactus and the Thetans have mercy on his soul.

Registered - 12/27/2005
Berried - 8/12/2006
See the E-FUNERAL http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/28771/
see his remains at http://www.furaffinity.net/user/ethan/